Michael Giordano

Did my part. 🗳️💙 I voted for a life we can afford. When profits stay private but the costs fall on everyone else, we need to ask: what is this system actually rewarding—and who is left paying for it? We all deserve a future we can afford to live in. Humanity over Corporatocracy.

STARMAZON™ — Now on Mars! Musk + Bezos. 200-day delivery. Need it faster? TELEPORT NOW! (Small items only.) Imagine those billions fixing Earth’s problems first. Changing planets won’t change our priorities. Same mistakes. Different planet. #ComedicSauce #Satire

Switzerland 🇨🇭

Fold 2 is done We inherited a world already in motion its rules, systems, measurements and assumptions. Most of us learned how it works before asking why. Apparently, I started asking why. 😂 Profit Without Responsibility How Incentives Fold Civilization Coming soon #ProfitWithoutResponsibility

🌶️ COMEDIC SAUCE #1 We’re living through a political circus so ridiculous that satire now needs citations. Values anchored. Party unowned. Nonpartisan. Not neutral about nonsense. Today’s serving: Traces of Fawn Hall—Eau de Classifié. Parody. No one recalls approving it.

Old Dozy Don during the screening of Melania #dozydon #boxofficebomb #melania #alittlemorsel #ai

A man I love in a time travel film where he saves the future from evil Al? Hell yes. youtu.be/CaSxNAZUKsM?...

I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

Broken down explanation so one can understand and grasp what DEI really is.

What a wonderful idea…👇 Let’s. Do. This. ✨

“We want a smaller government,” said my conservative friends. “Like this?” I asked.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

Step out of your comfort zone.

Don’t let anyone gaslight you.

Fan of dad jokes. I made this one…

Making my first post a funny one. Life is too short.