mb ◡̈

mb ◡̈

@mbbischoff.com

poems, pictures, programs ♥️ @chromato.graphics 👅 @lickability.com 🍡 @appetize.rs alternately Chroma profile pic by jäger header @object.cv

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every good photo i’ve ever taken has been about love. even the ones of leaves or signs or strangers. i love being here and if you don’t, i hope i can help a little.

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if you don’t open the shade when the plane begins its descent i cannot relate to you. where’s your sense of wonder

i’ll start, her music changes and mixes styles and genres so frequently and fluidly and it’s very impressive to me

almost without fail, when i use an em dash (—) in a poem it represents something physical like a rope or a cocktail pick or a needle

i do not care at all if they’re seen by some as a signifier of LLM output, they’re a useful shape to me

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change the course of your tuesday night, bitch

you should come see my band do a b-52s cover set at the knockout next tuesday night btw don't particularly know the b-52s? neither did I but it turns out our impression of them fucking slaps

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CASTRATION_MOVIE_Ch3_Pt2_FINAL_FINAL2.docx

Helen@garfooble.bsky.social

at this point i can't really keep track of all the different parts of castration movie. all I know is i've seen the first one

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I know my transition worked and I’m a really beautiful woman because I keep having people try to explain my goddamn art to me.

filing a radar that just says this

ClaireViolet@claireviolet.cv

Apple's FaceTime team needs to hire 2-3 long-distance lesbian girlfriends because @mbbischoff.com and I discover new bugs with it fucking daily.

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Are you a trans person who struggles to check your chest for breast cancer due to dysphoria? Or do you have strategies to help manage that dysphoria so you can check your chest? If this is you and you’re up for talking to me for an article, please reply below or email me at quinn@quinnrhodes.co.uk!

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New banner, from my trip to Boston last week. This image was my header on twitter around 2021, and I've been waiting to go back, desperately hoping it was still there so I could photograph it on film. Glass: glass.photo/108c/1GhD3lu... #filmphotography

to the freaks that saved this, just DM me. i promise i do bite.

ClaireViolet@claireviolet.cv

♥️ @mbbischoff.com in Gasworks Park, Seattle photo by @sula-nef.bsky.social

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That’s a wrap on our second ever Software Sommelier! Many thanks to everyone who made it a success. 😜 We had a great time seeing all the things folks are working on right now, and we hope everyone left with some useful suggestions! 😉 #NewYorkAppWeek

gave Pastime to @ultraviolet.photo and @paxwords.bsky.social and now they can’t stop playing Mines. kaboom! 💣

Appetizers@appetize.rs

For our first course: Pastime A truly bite-sized offering of cozy, classic games that live on your Home Screen, featuring fully-offline solo and competitive play! Try it out for free: apps.apple.com/us/app/pasti...

if you’ve ever lost a notebook, you know this feeling. if not, i hope you never do.

Kate Sloan (she/her)@katesloan.com

Song #42/52 "Notebook" youtu.be/kqbg03dFgQs Last month, I lost a notebook on a plane, and it contained (among other things) some notes from a really significant conversation with a cute person I care about. I was so bummed that I had to write a song about it.

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I’m incredibly pleased by how these came out :)

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♥️💛 Chroma & @object.cv photography by @sula-nef.bsky.social

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top 5 inventions of the 20th century 1. bottom surgery 2. washing machine 3. refrigerator 4. solar panels 5. computers i guess. too soon to say.

janie@angels.bsky.social

bottom surgery is the greatest invention of the 20th century and everyone should get it

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woke up to the news that I’ve been banned from the Amazon affiliate program because my site has adult content on it 🤪 it’s harder than ever to make a living in sex media, so I deeeeeeply appreciate those who support my work via my newsletter (katesloan.email) & Patreon (Patreon.com/thedildorks) ❤️

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