Despite Everything, It's Still Mauser

I feel like if I had to take out a second mortgage for WS tickets, there wouldn't be a browbeating bad enough for me to leave early

Tfw I have an original thought but forget to check my privilege 😔

You just love to see it

These are the people who say AI is inevitable. The saddest fucking losers on the planet.

it would suck to be on an amazing adventure in a strange and magical kingdom with a talking lion and then one day you're like, Oh what the fuck this is all just christianity

In Final Fantasy 7 Remake, you find a large number of moogle medals in Don Corneo's stashes and Shinra HQ. Why? What kind of connections does this kid have? Who's really pulling the moogle strings?

The best time to disable your smart TV's network connections was yesterday

Oh my god they're still going

No Man's Cyberpunk Sky 2077 🤝 Ah fuck another update, time for a new save file

I have been meaning to write about this for a month or so now but it breaks my heart. AI has infected every hobby. Everything is noise. It's hurting existing communities and trudging through the slop is exhausting.

The Saudi PIF is a fucking cancer, and it's infecting every industry that has given me escape or comfort from everything else going on in the world. I just hope I can live long enough to see it all burn down.

Fuck EA Fuck Saudi money Fuck this timeline

Had this cart as a kid, man this game ripped

Can @valvesoftware.com please just create a Steam Slop Fest so that the indie devs who actually appreciate games and art can be discovered during Next Fest

NFLPA should be prepping molotovs after this, what the hell?

My horror at realizing this isn't an Onion headline

New sleep shirt arrived

DOON (2026)

Hypnospace Outlaw (2019)

Guys if we keep the Skib Doon energy up there is a non-zero chance they make Biddy Blas a character you can meet in Disneyland

Between this and proposed MLB postseason changes, it's funny how the generation whining the most about participation trophies wants every team to make the playoffs

You know the economy is in shambles when there are people who can't even afford a vowel 😭

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Been watching Ted Lasso for the first time since the pandemic, and I stg half the dialogue is pop culture references and the other half was written by whoever came up with "Ruthkanda Forever"

Could not uninstall EGS fast enough

Made mushroom risotto, and it turned out amazing I also have a new crazy respect for Hell's Kitchen chefs lmao

Man, even the McDonald's Monopoly game got shrinkflationed

Inline hockey jerseys arrive tomorrow woooo Side note, I've played 3 games so far this season, and blocked a shot in each. None of them found any padding. You'd think I'd learn at some point.

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

*Veruca Salt voice* Ankle sprain Neither Low nor high

An actual campaign text I just received. We need something more severe than "block & report spam"

For anyone looking to get back into Destiny 2 now that they're unvaulting the actual storyline, expansions are on crazy sale on Steam rn. The entire collection is a little over $20.

Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls Day, to all who celebrate.

I swear "quickhacks with throwing knives" is my Cyberpunk "stealth archer"

Baseball practice went well. The kids kept whining about “batting practice” and “shagging fly balls” but we stuck to the important stuff: poring over spreadsheets detailing the latest baseball analytics trends.

When the Hague 2.0 happens, don't send them to the gallows. Send them to local rage rooms and let the people sort them out.

Quite possibly the dumbest Rocket League goal I've ever scored

Man. Pinkerton could've been such a banger album if Rivers Cuomo had been attracted to girls his own age.

Made cacio e pepe for the first time. Def need to work on a smoother sauce, but using less water to boil the pasta for a higher starch concentration is 100% the play moving forward.

You know times are crazy when a South Park writer is actually standing for something

I haven't played the new Fire Emblem but is there an actual lore reason why they all have laser Glocks

FF7 Remake I love you, but for the love of god please stop with the dialogue closeups if your lip syncing is going to be this atrocious. It's like watching an Insomniac PS2 game.