Steve Marmel

This is why Trump just said at his rally that he doesn’t care about high gas prices because people who own stakes in the oil and gas industry are getting rich.

What are three words you'd use to describe Marissa Mayer?

It is very important that everyone know that this is not okay. It's not okay in any way.

It's insane that the campaign against El-Sayed is basically that he has some secret relationship with the people that the president's family has a secret relationship with.

I just saw a Tesla roll through a red light and get aggressively pulled over by a cop. MAKE A WISH!

He made her walk home. Didn't offer her a ride in his car. Even in their fantasies, he's still an asshole.

Look at this bullshit: “Walked two miles” - in a row? In a week? Without wandering off into a field and waving to no one? Clearly AI slop. What else do you notice that tips you off that this is some weird MAGA masturbatory fan fiction?

Flying off the shelves at Spirit Of Halloween:

Trump’s latest male fantasy needed a soundtrack. You’ve heard of Magic Mike? Meet Dirty Don... Sound up!

Good luck blaming an intern on this, you five-headed a**hole.

About the “help for farmers” U.S. average diesel pump price: $6.276/gallon $8 billion buys: 1.275 billion gallons which is 7.8 days of fuel. It’s a cheap-ass bribe from a cheap-ass President who was called a short-fingered vulgarian for a reason.

“I'm not sure what she said, but I am certain she never answered Manny's question… What did Ashley Moody know and when did she know it?" Jim DeFede calls out @angieforfl.bsky.social Nixon opponent Ashley Moody for ducking Q’s about steering $10 MILLION meant for sick kids to… political ads.

Oh, holy shit this is good. (from threads)

Oh, holy shit this is good. (from threads)

I’m in California and watching ads for Ken Paxton. Please. Waste more of Elon’s money like that.

#Packers 17-0! #GoPackGo

#Packers 7-0! #GoPackGo

I know he’s happily married but wow

Well at least the @latimes.com put a photo on front with story in the CA section. It’s been hit and miss on covering the resistance with the hometown paper

If you didn’t see anything on #NoKings in your feed yesterday, it’s because Meta throttled it. If you didn’t see anything about it on the front page of the @nytimes.com it’s because they self-throttled it. Pathetic stuff here, puzzle book masquerading as a newspaper.

If you didn’t see anything on #NoKings in your feed yesterday, it’s because Meta throttled it. If you didn’t see anything about it on the front page of the @nytimes.com it’s because they self-throttled it. Pathetic stuff here, puzzle book masquerading as a newspaper.

Look at this bullshit from Meta. #NoKings

So many wonderful Canadians that have chosen not to visit America anymore, and we get stuck with this tool.

You mean Shitty Shitty Bang Bang?

Here’s a little peek inside the engine of Elon Musk’s “flying Tesla”

F*ck this useless bull tit.

Henceforth, something happening in an extremely short amount of time is a Zacharia. For example, "I'll call you back in a minute" is "I'll call you back in a Zacharia." To further clarify, a Zacharia < Scaramucci

Technically if you count steering off bridges or driving off roads into lakes, can’t EVERY Tesla fly?

As one of the writers of this movie, I approve of this post. 🙂

#ETTD

Hoping the World Series package on Brewers history can spare a few moments for the careers of Stan "Mr. 3000" Ross and Rex "T-Rex" Pennebaker.

New project for you all: I produced “Musk,” Alex Gibney’s extraordinary documentary, rolling out now.

Everything Elon makes looks like it was an NPC vehicle from Grand Theft Auto II

Meat prices haven’t changed. Put the price American ranches are making for beef has dropped 2% since Trump started importing garbage meat. 70% of ranchers voted for this.

You can’t make this up. JD Vance has sex with couches.

What’s amazing about this is, this is Ossoff with fucks left to give. Imagine when he has none.

What’s amazing about this is, this is Ossoff with fucks left to give. Imagine when he has none.

I’m currently on a flight to San Francisco, sitting in first class. Some guy is next to me looking around at everybody with a smug look of superiority on his face. I’m watching Toy Story 5 as he looks at my iPad, unaware of the hot cup coffee that’s about to scald his balls.

I heard a “false rumor” the NYT was a newspaper instead of a daily puzzle sheet.

OMG she is brutally bad at this

Did I say “James Talarico was under care at the Lindner Center of Hope Mental Health?” I meant “James Talarico was enjoying a Linder Chocolate Truffle Ball” I mean… oh fuck don’t sue me.” - Nick Sortor

looks like he runs a car waxing services that intentionally overuses sexual innuendo to an obnoxious extreme

Since assuming office in 2015, Ken Paxton has taken nearly 1,000 trips with a state-funded security detail, costing $3.3 million and a review of travel records could only connect 138 of those trips and $553,000 in security costs to state business. www.propublica.org/article/ken-...