Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID

Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth

Please go back to Facebook, Agatha.

Took care of early voting today and picked up one of the coveted "No, yeah. I voted." stickers. It shows 8 wonderful things about Michigan, including Coney Dogs, Petoskey Stones, Superman Ice Cream, and euchre lay-down loner.

The most dangerous time for a hairpiece wearer is when your remaining hair starts to go gray. Just sayin'.

Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows maybe Pat McAfee will choke on it

The joke's on us. Sluggo was a Lula fan the whole time.

My guess is that Pope Leo is allowing this explanation as cover as opposed to bringing the hammer down hard.

The joke's on us. Sluggo was a Lula fan the whole time.

I spent the weekend relaxing at home and didn't bother putting the hearing aids in. I now have the worst tinnitus in years going. Like a GD MFing Angry Birds soundtrack. Is two days all it takes for my brain to get bored and start inventing high-end noise again?

Butker 1 for 3.

Add the Pistons to the list.

Butker misses. Fascists KEEP LOSING.

lula

Liverpool, Serbia, Lions, AND Brazil? Lots of Ws for my teams today.

Again! Again!

Run down that clock.

Dan Gamble just knew about that kicker. Brilliant!

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Tales From The Keane Compound #986

The F'ing Stevie G Polymarket ad again.

Oh that was beautiful. #LFC

Sure, everyone is defending The Cheesecake Factory. How come no one is stepping up for Saddam? Hewas an ally against Iran, after all.

500 posts and quotes and not one mention of this 2:20 of pop perfection: youtu.be/KfDoPEN7n5k?...

🟥 Red Card 89' — Harvey Elliott (Valencia). Valencia 1–1 Villarreal. La Liga #valencia #villarreal #laliga

Mort's ready, thanks to @josephslowvak.bsky.social and the rest of the Northern Guard TIFO team, who were nice enough to include all the unused team banners after I picked this up at a fundraising auction. #DCTID

Me, two Friday nights in a row: "Why doesn't Netflix President Ted Sarandos get that mole right next to his eye removed? It's gotta be distracting."

Another perfect Bluesky interaction.

You Can See Everything, except which Big Tech company is trying to bulldoze their way into your community. @ho-grammer.bsky.social

Macomb County, amirite? (also @ginnyhogan.bsky.social. Give her a follow)

designing a city connect jersey for milwaukee brewers & tampa bay rays for world series

Dangers of keeping phone near bed while sleeping: 1. ADHD browsing keeping you from falling back to sleep immediately. 2. 4 am donations to Michigan House swing districts. secure.actblue.com/donate/rinkw...

Huge follow-up reporting to my scoop: The Guardian confirmed America Next—the conservative nonprofit founded by Bobby Jindal that was offering students $ to disrupt El-Sayed events—paid a firm registered to Tommy Teepell’s dad Timmy $250k for “canvassing and influencer marketing” against El-Sayed.

The purging of bald boys will begin shortly.

Having the pictures of these two men here really helps clarify things. After all, they clearly aren't worried about being kidnapped by ICE, shot by police, having their rights stripped away, or inequality.

I hope Patti Harrison has her Kim Yo Jong ready.

My man looks like what happens when you cross a Josh Ruben with a Josh Hutcherson.

think it’s pretty interesting that ted cruz hasn’t disavowed the zodiac killer

Made a little video about my reporting on “Tommy” from the viral @abdulelsayed.bsky.social town hall

The thing about Jan Crawford’s “diatribe” and CNN’s “heated” is, we all could see the whole exchange with our own eyes, but it suggests they’ve fucked up a lot of coverage of things we couldn’t see.

I’m laughing my ass off oh my God this whips

"Heated exchange"🙄 AES was unfailingly polite with this paid op. www.thehandbasket.co/p/tommy-teep.... Billionaire media capture in action. Say hi to David once you stand back up.