MarkGamed

MarkGamed

@markgamed.bsky.social

expert at misusing programming languages my opinions on AI align with https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/

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i’m a little upset about the smilebasic switch 2 mod. not just because it was done by an AI at the mercy of a clout chaser with no regard for anything, but genuinely because I wanted to get smilebasic

the only acceptable way to refer to it is “X colon: the everything app parentheses (formerly Twitter) line break quote “Blaze your glory exclamation point! end quote”. if you use any fewer words you’re doing it wrong

i’m half tempted to find an old mp3 player just so I can at least have the experience. i never got that growing up because by the time MP3s were a thing I knew of all the good ones were long gone

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a cerebral tetris-like that's all about going quickly. imagine Rally 8P from Tetris Friends, and give it some more edge and a randomizer that isn't afraid to be ridiculous. you certainly get the tools to manage it

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proud to announce my #fallingblockjam game is out!! I rushed the hell out of this and I’m sorry about how rough around the edges it is but I promise I will make it better eventually. see you in 2027 when I make a game that gets me put on trial for my puzzle crimes markgamed.itch.io/aquosia

you think you’re ready for a game jam and then you’re sitting there figuring out how to add control remapping to your ever growing house of cards. and the game’s due in ten hours

oh that's satisfying. good news is i've got the basic menu system and level loading complete. my immediate concerns are the courses and control rebinding, then after that i will spend the rest of the time making it as good as i can. which likely will not be much but i'm trying my hardest here ok

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please play big walk find a group that you know will play consistently and do it doesn’t matter if it’s 10 other people or only 2 it is such beautiful and pure fun

kimalaka@kimalaka.bsky.social

Please play Big Walk if you haven’t yet. Such a simple concept done extraordinarily well. I never expected to get emotional by the end of it, but I did.

okay i am slightly stressed about the looming #fallingblockjam deadline but the gameplay is now fully working. i now have 3 days to fix up the graphics, design stages, and make menus might experiment with making bubble remainders collapse into 1x1 pieces & not clear? but other than that im happy

i might remove one of the rotation buttons because having 4 buttons is probably a bit cognitively straining. either that or i'm not used to them because i invented these controls 2 seconds ago

“wasn’t on my bingo card” has become one of my favourite phrases as of late. it’s my equivalent of “oh, cool. anyway” when i just find something out

real quick, can they bring me the head of whoever updated chrome on iOS to put an Ask Gemini button where the back button (by far my most commonly used button) was?

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re steam machine price, i genuinely do not care enough to be mad at valve in any major capacity when the real course of action is to finally end Sam Altman and the entire AI industry once and for all

i had the opportunity to play this in person and you all need to hop on this game. it’s so funny getting heated over colours

low res rodent@ratttz.bsky.social

I'm very pleased to announce that Intergalactic Puzzle Touchdown will be launching on Steam soon, on October 28th! It's a match 3 PVP puzzler, where swaps represents one of your four downs, trying to score enough to get first down while your opponent blocks! store.steampowered.com/app/4648890/...

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this wave of AI has legitimately killed a huge part of what I loved about seeing stuff online, what I loved about being an educator, and what I loved about sharing my own work I just don't feel like doing it anymore

it’s so funny that XML is a completely reasonable format on its own but every single usage of it adds its own crimes so that none of them ever feel good

not sure if anyone who follows me isn’t aware of this saga but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. there are real people getting angry over the equivalent of a poster that tells you how to destroy files

i just can't take this argument seriously. i can't.

walking into an establishment that serves alcohol, showing my ID that says I’m exactly of legal drinking age, and then ordering a glass of water and leaving

It’s fucking June man. Why are there AI generated flyers at Best Buy. Why are there AI generated restaurant menus. Who at Rogers wanted the AI “art” exhibition. What happened to the human spirit. I’m so sick of this shit

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see you again in august

re steam machine price, i genuinely do not care enough to be mad at valve in any major capacity when the real course of action is to finally end Sam Altman and the entire AI industry once and for all

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I GOT THE DOMAIN! I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!1 🥳🎉 Paint​.NET is now at paint.net! Well, it will be just as soon as I push all the buttons to migrate content and set up redirects from getpaint​.net etc. For now it's just a "hey go here" redirect page.