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Another day of waiting and doing my best; waiting to see the day I can go out and just be pretty. And to think, I could be waking up as a happy little witch in the Alps, searching for my neighbor's cat.

Boots revision 4.0: they don't explode when you walk now

Serving cunt via boot

My review of #ResidentEvil:

I should at no point be forced to meet a C-suite executive and the fact I had to today was a failure on everyone's part. I have a soul, thank you.

I just love that feeling you get when you see the really cool doctor at Planned Parenthood who just wants to high five you cause your T has gotten hilariously low and then give you more estrogen refills.

This tweet is like the inverse of how rich Christians must feel about the camel/eye of a needle Jesus quote

Name change so good even the robocallers asking for Maria.

Me seeing pictures of myself before transition: "I should die in a pit so remote I'm never found." Now: "huh. would."

I think one of the most hilarious things in my life right now is that my Spiro has my old boy scout troop number written on it.

How the fuck did I score this baddie? This beauty? This absolute queen? One for whom all others pale?

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Log 25: one of my coworkers figured out what the nails mean.

Today I have ordered myself my first dress. I also got all my Christmas shopping done so that was cool. #trans

On a completely serious note, today marks the first time I kissed a girl in a completely gay way. And I hope I get to kiss her again. :)

Entry 86: One of the front desk managers has figured out I'm trans. We are now laughing our asses off at everyone else who hasn't figured it out

Coming up soon from NY Times: Jeffrey Epstein Practiced Finances the Right Way.

Libs once again manage to disgust me on a level utterly unknown even to Republicans.

Dear Diary: Day 69 Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.

Getting an AI bro liking a bunch of my posts like sir why in the name of god would you think we friends? My art may be bad but at least I actually made it.

Watching the woman whose whole campaign was calling trans women pedophiles lose an election within an hour has got to be one of the funniest fucking things ever.

Update 87: coworkers discussing how much our costumes cost. I tell them the cloak was $20 and I already had the makeup. No one questions it.

Covfefe walked so South Carerddd could run.

Stardate 68 captain's log 3: added smolhaj to my work desk. They still don't get it.

Me: omg my doctor gave me prog so I can grow fat round ones yay 🥺 My trans girlfriends: PUT. IT. IN. YOUR. ASS.

Getting my SS tattoo covered up by my other hobby, Norse Mythology. Famously never used as a Nazi dogwhistle.

Captain's Log 70: asked my sister to take the makeup delivery inside on the phone at work. No one blinks an eye.

Captain's log number 96: I just informed the coworkers that I have ordered on-brand makeup and lipstick for my halloween costume I'll be wearing at work. They still suspect nothing.

Literally dropping a "I redid my nails for halloween cause they make me feel pretty" and these fools still think I'm just a quirky guy. 🤣

Gotta apologize to all the cis people. I have made them uncomfortable by making my transition my whole personality. Now, please, continue showing me pictures of your baby.

Damn bras that fit are NICE

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

Me, going into work with painted nails with little hearts on them, hair growing out, and a pride pin on my corkboard: "he's just so expressive" It doesn't even hurt it's just funny tbh like cmon hun, what do you think I'm just aggressively bi or something?

Too gay for this shit.

Absolutely fucking no one: Me, boymoding eternally: damn those trans people are cool as fuck and should have rights. Cool people, them transes. Crazy lives, couldn't imagine going through it. I am very comfortable in my body.

"I'm not gay," said the man trying to get into secret men's clubs while wearing tight shirts and lifted heels while calling himself Mr. Lockjaw. 💅

Lol. Lmao even.

The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer. New York Times tomorrow

Every single person who's defended Charlie Kirk's politics in the last 24 hours has just lost every shred of credibility to talk to me about anti-semetism.