ManicZebra 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇵🇸

Any Toronto peeps going to see Rhys on April 15th?

I’m not on here so much, b/c I hate the interface. If y’all need me, HMU on the Tweeter, or DM for priv email. Love y’all! 💕💕💕

Any Rhys girlies (gender neutral) going to his stand up performance in Toronto in April?

So, my husband took me out on a date tonight (to the like one COVID conscious place we know). And I’m sitting there, wearing an OFMD shirt, and what comes on the stereo?Fuckin’ The Chain.

I’m here. I’m very not sober and it’s kind making me exceptionally anxious. That is all.

So… there’s maybe a chance of getting OFMD back? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Shit. FAA grounding all MD-11 and MD-11F planes.

Ugh, I am SO out of the loop on OFMD. That said, anyone here watch The Pitt? I’d love to make new Pitt friends. 💜

Ugh, my knee is a fucking mess. Brace off, it hurts less, but feels more unstable. Brace on, it hurts more, but feels less unstable. FML.

I haven’t watched any OFMD since the S2 finale, and I don’t envision myself watching it ever again.

Hey, any Pitt Crew on here? #ThePitt

Do you think Alex Horne jacks off to the image of Greg in his hot tub?

Put it on Kylo. #putitonkylo

Does being fucked with a crucifix count as religious trauma?

Stizzy

Gah. I think I’ve busted my left ACL. FUUUUUUUUUCK

A memorandum to my sciatic nerves: GO FUCK YOURSELVES Sincerely, Me

@disastershipblonde.bsky.social What are Ben and Izzy’s opinions on Cheeto Hitler’s visit to the UK? I imagine Ben’s take would be EPIC.

I have eaten so much dill pickle popcorn that I have chemical burned my tongue. That is all.

#BoycottBluesky

What's The Difference Between A Tory And A Bucket Of Shit? The Bucket. It's 2:00AM

Chairman Mao’s favourite braised pork belly for supper. It’s basically a Hunanese hong shao ro.

FUCK MENOPAUSE. I’m so fucking hot right now and cold showers aren’t fixing it. 😬

Took my dog to beach park today and found some REALLy cool rocks. AUTISM! 💜

My FIL is on vacation this week visiting friends and our poor spoiled boy is having Feelings™️ about it. Below: Himself in happier times before his master cruelly abandoned him 😂

I’ve been hearing he’s dead. Can anyone confirm?

Look at this magnificent bastard (vegetable lasagna with eggplant, zucchini, and mushrooms).

I have Vera Lynn’s “We’ll Meet Again” stuck in my head. Which is somehow better than the radioactive Walmart shrimp song.

When they inevitably make a documentary about Taskmaster, will it be called “Your Time Starts Now”?

Awww, I’m getting followed by cute kitty accounts and I don’t know why! 💜

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, the 2025 Bonne Maman advent calendars are available.

There is some craaaaaaaazy restaurant drama going on over on the Tweeter.

Anyone have good recommendations for an app/program to learn Mandarin?

If you haven’t heard the song “Radioactive Shrimp from Walmart”, go listen to it. It’s the hit of the summer we’ve been desperately needing.

I hope this is real, because it’s fucking hilarious.

The RCMP are using Hatsune Miku as an incentive to increase enrolment. The fuck?

Izzy