holly 🏳️‍⚧️

holly 🏳️‍⚧️

@lynxfish.bsky.social

she/it catfish girlcreature ΘΔ and computer toucher in nyc sometimes aka silvia sometimes also skunks

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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off

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it's International Lesbian Day! which, among other things, reminded me that this big cool SLARPG ensemble piece I did at the start of 2023 never got posted on here. so here's that! shoutouts as always to pretty furry women who kiss other women and punch gods, you could say I'm sort of an enthusiast

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uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

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Returning to real media with some watercolour. I wanted to capture the childhood sense of wonder I still feel at the beach. A5 painting with colour shift pearl paints. I tried to include all my fav local marine species! #art #mermaid #siren #watercolour 🐟🧜🏻🌊

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Based on the Mets fans I’m oomfies with it probably should just be like suicidal ideation for the caption

Renee Dechert@reneedechert.com

Okay, Mets fans, it’s *The New Yorker’s* weekly caption contest. Caption away!

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A new feline species has been discovered in the cloud forests of Bolivia! It was named Leopardus tilcayo, or the Tilcayo tiger cat. I'm so excited for this little kitty! Have a fanart | #tilcayo #cats #feralart #art #digitalart #Leopardus_tilcayo #Leopardustilcayo |

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shoutout to this king who discovered a new kind of cat and thought "i think bro need some top ramen'

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producer: the engineering team's all busy, so we slated your feature request for work in 17 years. or you could ask Gorg designer: who? producer: he's that guy who has no job description. lives in a pond. eats entrails. he will implement your feature immediately. you didn't hear it from me, though

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Today is Moving Day for me so I thought I’d compile all the Moving Tips I think of to help with your next move! List starts here: 1. Never move 2. Simply live where you live now, forever 3. Whatever stress your current home causes you is lower than the years of stress racked up in one day of moving

currently grappling with the problem that i probably should move but do not HAVE to move but do not think the mild inconvenience of another year here would outweigh how much a single instance of moving fucking sucks

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Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.

Andrew Curry@andrewcurry.com

The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org

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you wouldn't know it from the sophie cunningham discourse but there actually are some cis people who understand sports. i mean i don't, but i know some who do