Luke

hope is the feeling you have that the other feeling you have won't last forever

The Tories criticising the budget when they’re the reason everything is so fucking shit here.

shitposts aside, this one is serious, my loves: if you’re just waking up and you have any service online running PHP 5.4 to latest, you need to take it down RIGHT NOW and don’t put it back online until after it’s patched absolutely catastrophic vulnerability dropped in the middle of the night

How do we nominate this guy for the Nobel Peace Prize

All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.

My mum performed gypsy magic in front of me today. She put the washing out on the washing line with dense storm clouds outside and a forecast of rain. It’s been beautifully sunny all day since

What the actual fuck

I take exception to “this has no place in my world”. 50k line PR - whether AI was involved or not - is massively problematic in itself, and it always was. LLMs in the hands of idiots is the same as an idiot with too much time on their hands.

COVID26 plague before GTA6?

I miss my Amazon buttons :(

What a time to have a V8 that does 10 MPG 😭

Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”

Ed doubling down on fence sitting. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim

This is actually genius… any channel could do this without either side in attendance and it’d still be informative

A more realistic version of The Matrix where instead of batteries we’re CAPTCHA solvers

Did Trump just offer to pay people for their votes?

the new grand tour series is actually good, these three hosts actuallt vibe and they're _funny_ too!

TIL matt rife was brandon bliss too 🤣

I like to think Alan Ritchson's big break wasn't playing Thad Castle but playing Norm Scully in Brooklyn 99

Claude "this is a multi-day-sized feature" 5 minutes later Claude "PR is ready"

Still on hold actually, I'll be humming this until January 14th

Services built by people who never use them 🤣

I just had to call someone and their hold music was a "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" instrumental - 112 days I guess

It will never not annoy me that centuries are not zero indexed. January 1st, 2001 was the start of the 21st century too...

Imagine watching Man In The Highcastle in 2026

Em loves drawing and playing Mario Kart with me lately, so I combined these things into a new sketch book for her. 5 years old already beating me on Rainbow Road 💀

Brasil efforts to protect their elections from Gen AI and now blocking all of Discord over it's lack of protections for young people *notbad face*

The Artificial Analysis tie break being on the creator name not the price pisses me off

I was today years old when realised ghostty has TTY in the name

Fiona Brown of The Sunday Times will surely regret her hit piece. What a piece of shit she is

People really don’t have a clue what alt text is for

We learned nothing from Caroline Flack apple.news/AKwpmQTv5SpC...

EVERYTHING I use Claude for (any model) is the worst experience of a model right now. Assumptions, ignoring instructions, just hallucinating. Every model I try is better. DeepSeek V4 Flash is just amazing. Why anyone would use Claude for a daily driver anymore is beyond understanding.

Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real

Just keep swimming.....

While Kessler Syndrome is nothing to do with moon debris, Crater-gate did make me look up the status of our own point of no return - news not good, it’s already started 😭 On the plus side, this means Mars will be safe from us. On the downside, the wankers causing it doing it deny climate change

Only the second time in my life that it’s been so hot and dry it has killed this field and pitch

Elon just out there making his own craters on moons now

If you have kids and you have normal devices DO NOT go NEAR Amazon Fire devices if you value your f sanity My god just let me use native apps with native parental controls Capitalism obviously dictates they must not allow YouTube kids only regular YouTube despite YouTube kids being part of it

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