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MASSIVE BOMBSHELL: DAN GOLDMAN UNLEASHES TRUTH! Congressman Goldman just went live with FBI 302 receipts. Evidence shows Trump unzipped his pants, forced a 13-year-old’s head down, and when she bit his p*nis in self-defense, he punched her and called her a "B” We knew it was coming! 😡🤬

I honestly thought the viral photo of Barbara Thornhill was a shitpost. HOW IS THAT WHAT SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE??

Happy Fuck Christopher Columbus Day to you all!

I crawled out of bed this morning and apparently we're doing public executions now?

wow, i wonder how well it actually runs tho

Mentally I am lying on the floor. Physically, I am also lying on the floor.

i'm wearing the squeakiest shoes IN THE WORLD

it's always "trans folks in bathrooms are dangerous" and never FIFTY SEVEN men in a fraternity group chat

I've graduated to only wearing my retainers at night after doing Invisalign for over a year. My teeth feel naked. Like they left the house without their pants

i do love that a milquetoast white guy is being canceled for being a milquetoast white guy

I’ve never had any hustle. I feel like hustle requires a certain amount of confidence and optimism. You have to believe you'll be successful and all that effort will pay off. I’d rather just marinate in my cynical mediocrity on the couch, thank you.

I wish I had the kind of poor mental health that made me funny

The most beautiful boy in the world

at the social event feeling like a kid who’s not getting anything out of banging two barbies together anymore

curing my boredom by being mad about capitalism instead

Just for the record, I successfully didn't leave my house during the 3 day weekend.

The freshest tea about town is a local restaurant owner kissing a stranger's child and blowing out her birthday candles. Birthday candle assholery aside, who kisses a strange fucking child? I don't even want to kiss children I know. Have you met children? They're gross AF.

my feelings of alienation are ambiguous. it is due to our decent into fascism (and how very stupid it all is)? the exponential curve of climate degradation? the rise of ai and the demise of objective reality? the death of my mother? fucking hormones? actually, i'm just gonna say all the above.

The world needs to keep its shit together at least until @mattdinniman.bsky.social publishes book 10 of DCC

i mourn for all the weird, little crafts that aren't getting made because we're all forced to labor

i'll never get over just how STUPID all of the evil is just the most insipid little dipshits doing the most abominable things with smug grins on their loathsome faces

this guy got caught because he's dumber than the average cop and chose a woman who wasn't marginalized enough. imagine what happens when a cop does this to, say, a sex worker or a woman with previous charges who are not likely to be willing to report this kind of thing. what do you think happens

I can't help but feel like The Algorithm is throwing a bit of shade with this advertisement

can't wait for the mass surveillance system to tape us getting electrocuted by ice agents

i keep trying to find some perspective, but the wide lens view sucks too

I can't keep reading all this heinous shit! *literally just catching up on the news*

i don't get enough opportunities to eat fruit directly off the damn plant

yet another reason to hate AI