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Ramsay Bolton.

Look, man. I’m a dumbass who couldn’t engineer his way out of a paper bag, and I could have told you that. Objects with heft simply don’t move like that.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

Gilmore Girls is ultimately a show about how terrible the Ivy League is.

We don’t talk enough about The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins, the show where Daniel Radcliffe and Megan Thee Stallion meet and immediately hook up in the back of a USPS truck

Hit .143 in the 2026 postseason. I hated the boos for him until right now.

i got that dog in me the dog:

Jesus wept. I’m taking my wife to the fucking gun range.

Being a Dodgers fan is a moral failing.

Joey Votto

Reminder: Cosplay Patton here is 0-1 in wars and he took an L to a B-level power

An AI video explaining Plato’s cave. I’m gonna walk into traffic.

Guys, it’s bluesky season (playoff baseball) again!

Phuck the Phils. Braves win.

I need Instagram to cool it on the dead dog posts

Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on

If you don’t perv out over your wife on date night, you made some mistakes, and I’m sorry.

Come on. The premise for a reboot of The Muppet Show is so simple: Oceans are now battlefields.

The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.

ok but renewable energy is cheaper than oil energy. in part *because* of the wars in Ukraine and Iran

This man is a fucking monster who limped away from Chicago's mayor's office because he'd become unelectable after closing 50 schools and half of our city's publicly funded mental health care clinics, and covering up the fact that Chicago cops murdered a teenager. Stop whitewashing his ass!

No one can just be normal about Ella Langley, huh?

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

“It’s hard to be a diamond in a Rhinestone world.” RIP

Lolololol. Absolutely terrible casting.

I went to school on the college town where I grew up. (Probably a mistake) The school and the students are the only thing that make a college town worth a damn.

Man, reggae against your will can get you saying some crazy “fuck peace and love” shit.

😚👌

When you’re running late and have to drink work k cup coffee

RETVRN

What a shocker that the folks over on r/whitepeopletwitter are a bunch of sanctimonious, entitled assholes.

Look I know that last season was rough, and it tends to be painfully earnest, but why exactly does Ted Lasso get this level of disdain?

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

Letting Clay Travis get larger than just Nashville sports talk was a huge mistake.

“I don’t think on why I’m here or where it hurts, but I thank God for the work.” - a long time office worker doing manual labor for the first time in years

The Truce of Mammon

Looks like my policy of not following organizations named for perpetrators of a genocide is still a good call.

Oh that’s cool. How do they vote?

Nothing will destroy your faith in the intelligence of your fellow humans than scrolling just a little too long on instagram.

You fucking dorks. The Odyssey was great.

Dumbass 100% thinks Ohtani is Ichiro.