Erin 🌹🍉

If James Talarico loses next month blame it all on me. I live in New York and have nothing to do with Texas, but I have ignored his what I estimate is approximately 433 texts asking me for money. So.

We have had a weird day of movies and napping. I'm lucky to have such a darling companion.

I voted and baked bread. You can't tell me shit today.

My daughter and her best friend have the exact same birthday. Last year they bought each other far-range walkies. This year, they built pinatas of each other and will be hitting them outside tonight at a forest party. I can't wait for the photos.

I lasted 5 days as a busser at a very busy restaurant. It was miserable and I couldn't do it. I wished for death. It was a blessing to be let go

Measles is terrible because if you don't get encephalitis and die, you may have brain damage and certainly wipe out your entire immune system. Your immune system forgets everything. Imagine surviving and then getting every illness all over again. Sounds like SO MUCH FUN. Kids love being sick!

I really don't know what to feel about this. How do we know that armed bystander didn't shoot a stray at innocent kids? This is not an old western saloon. That being said, when Sandy Hook happened my kid was 6. I deeply understand wanting to be armed. I almost bought a gun.

My daughter turns 23 (!!!???) tomorrow and I texted her a corny Blink 182 joke and she is not impressed, friends. Anyway, it's all new territory now. She's graduating in a couple months. I don't know how to handle all this transition and emotions. But I will always send her dorky, ridiculous texts.

I deleted all Meta and X accounts for ethical reasons. I can tell you it has made a world of difference in my mental health. Just delete them. You'll survive, I promise.

Sooo...several emails regarding identity info on dark web. Political texts have calmed down after blocking about 5 a day, but now my email is a shit show. I am getting at least 30 phishing emails a day...I want to move to the forest and burn the Internet

I'm still headache sick and couldn't sleep last night. But my nurse has been taking good care of me.

I am brave. I can do hard things. I have compassion for myself.

I just applied to jobs at OHSU. Please congratulate me. I am so brave. Anxiety is a killer.

Dance the sadness away

Night night 💤😴

I love this

I love stuff like this. I don't know why it scratches a certain itch. I could watch people making asses out of the selves all day. He was so sure he got him 🤣

On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.

Literally none of this is true or based in any kind of reality. Billionaires will never understand you. Stop trying to make them.

Sunday Night Sadness

True Love

The rain is back and it sounds so nice. 😴☔

Did anyone order some toe beans?

What did I just read

He's no longer mad at me, but he has some constructive criticism of his dinner. He stares at the back of my head like this until I get a shiver and turn around

Update: still mad

twas the night before kirkmas and all through the quietness, not a creature was asking, "Counting or not counting gang violence?"