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SHAW!!!!

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

bottom of my laptop has started getting absolutely scorching hot out of nowhere when im doing things that i know are not strenuous for the computer

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva wins fourth term, according to electoral court.

"i thought i was going to be directly brutalized by the state, but i haven't been so far, so it's not that bad!"

does anyone know where Noel Fielding’s Kate Bush sweater is from because i need it desperately

dessert week and a very good emergency dessert i made because i forgot to bake a big thing xx

(for this post i’m doing an impression of a woman that’s been hit in the head very hard with one of the big swinging pendulums they use to test material hardness) you don’t understand. MOST democrats AREN’T running anti trans ads

i need a new phone case so right now i’m just carrying my phone around loose and this shit is so stressful idk how people live like this

opened tiktok to a transplant complaining that she can't get brunch in Washington Heights. so now im pissed off because she's stupid

they’re literally stealing our fortunes

there are so many beautiful things in this world. like a whole pizza for dinner

FUCK JAMES DOLAN

The popular monsters of the era reflect the cultural zeitgeist. In the 2000s, it was zombies. In the 2010s, it was vampires. And now, it's women!

INCOMING!!

This is the most incredible, instructive, and destructive development in modern politics.

folks. as we speak i am currently on my way to see the baby Ernie boy in person for the first time ‼️

LMAO IT FUCKING WORKED

if you see me crying about Dan and Phil's 17 year anniversary mind your business. unless you are also crying then we can cry together

i have appealed this being labeled "adult content" on the grounds that it is not sexy at all and she looks like an idiot

pwease im jimmy tawawico and im just a wittle birfday boy

mmhmm mmhmm let me not forget my stupid little rectangle of shitty fabric

turn your sound UP‼️ and enjoy a selection of Chauncey purrs to soothe the soul

soup girl sleeps again

alright sure fuck it who even cares anymore

forgot to post yesterday but :) the sleeber so sweetly

what if you were a tiny little girl and you were soooo tired and also you were made of soup

they don't tell you this in tears of the kingdom but you can just use all of the gloom weapons as attachments on gerudo weapons and get that crazy x 2 bonus and not take any damage from the gloom effect 🤫

i feel very strongly that if you give a group of people a challenge and they all fail it the problem is the challenge, not the people. also they gave them like half the time that Paul’s actual recipe calls for

it’s bread week and i’ve never related to anything quite so much as Mo overtly not giving a fuck about bread and calling it boring

starting a reproductive health clinic that also sells beet soup. it’s called ABorschtion

important Chauncey detail for anyone who may not know: her Spot

i am generally pretty lenient in terms of little mascot guys but i want to punt liberty bibberty into the fucking sun

van and bert chapman

wasn't born yet, and 25 when it releases :)