Lizard Nettle

Hello, I'm Lizard, a twitter refuge. I'm a comp sci major working at a small town pizza shop in Ohio while I get through my degree. My primary interests are - D&D and other TTRPGs, doing a Blades in the Dark game rn - 3D printing, though I've been too busy to do it recently - Volkswagen brainrot

one of my favorite little facts about the restaraunt I work at is I know for a fact that place does not have any functioning fire alarms lmao I have gotten so much smoke in that building before that I've had to put on every extractor fan for several minutes and go outside, and still no alarm.

modern gaming is so fucking wack. I can play a game that looks like it came out 7 years ago and somehow it lags on a machine I spent over 1,000 dollars on literally less than a year ago and we're supposed to act like it's perfectly normal

"I should get into woodworking" I think surrounded by a rusty shelf I've half sanded down, innumerable unfinished 3D printing projects, an unfinished soldering project, an entire car I need to replace the engine on, and unfinished notes from all of the studying I haven't done

I like that there's now the very specific ecological niche of animals that are extremely fucking good at stealing shit from humans.

the burnout leaving my body so that I can regain interest in my hobbies just in time to more efficiently procrastinate at studying my midterms

when a guy declares himself king he's calling you his property

last night I rolled percentile to get a vibe for how strong a random explosive the party has was, and got a fucking 100 Anyways, a player character nearly died lmao

istfg I couldn't figure out why I couldn't level my 3D printer, and it turns out a fucking bolt securing the hotend was loose, so it was wiggling around too much I thought I was just a dipshit who was incapable of leveling a 3D printer, but I guess not

I own three volkswagen golfs now, only one of them runs, the other 2 both have over 220K miles, and one of them has the whole ass engine pulled. please send help I have brain damage

just got a 2nd mk4 golf that doesn't run... BUT its a GTI, and it was a really good deal, so I guess its time to start working on a mk4 again.

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

Who the fuck invited him

shout out to that one time my partner very lightly bit me and I reflexively said "bite harder"

Shoutout to my piece of shit half broken down ender 3 clone that just refuses to fucking die

my boss is a very interesting figure politically. Like they're a conservative who has specifically stated to me that they respect socialists and communists more than liberals.

Got a nice new leather jacket for Christmas!

apparently my partner described my gender to her friends as "like if a man was a la croix" lmaoo

shoutout to that one time in highschool one of my friends made an incredibly shitty marxist analysis of twokinds

Misa Amane from death note would be a super cool character if they decided to give her literally any agency for more than like 2 episodes in the entire series. her plots are way more interesting than light's when they actually let her do things

Fuck it, we ball, adding infravision to my dnd world

vegans are mostly morally right, with the exception that eating invasive/overpopulated species is a moral good.

one of the weirdest things initially about starting to have panic attacks much more than I used to was realizing that the feather trick from Celeste actually kind of works

I appreciate how House md is absolute bullshit 90% of the time, but then randomly goes out of its way to be deep like twice a season.

About to be on my first flight, and I gotta say I have never experienced a vibe quite like being in an airport at 4am