Lisa Tozzi

I have already seen/heard the “vote for Bruce Blakeman and if you don’t you only have yourself to blame” ad 6 times this morning. The campaign ads are killing me.

People were ok w the Rosie the Robot model that did laundry and put dishes away + did dangerous tasks that would put humans at risk. The tech weirdos were like yes, heard! Let’s have the robots suck all joyful, intellectual, rewarding, creative things from you and do them poorly!

By the time your child is 10 you should really be able to come up with a few things about them on your own and not depend on AI. I could see if the kid was like 3, but 10? Come ON. You've been introduced to her a number of times by then. Perhaps even had dinner together more than once.

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

Can we tell him that he has a new job judging a very popular reality show with the highest ratings ever called “America’s Best Ass” but only if he resigns from office first?

Great story, amazing photos by @dodai.bsky.social and @heislerphoto.bsky.social Basically takes place outside my old apartment … www.nytimes.com/2026/10/19/n...

So not only do we have to endure a barrage of insane, lying political ads during the #WorldSeries but also Starlink ads and “brought to you by” moments?!

Question I keep having: Why haven't I seen any of Trump's comments like these bragging about or dismissing higher gas prices in a Democratic ad in Maine or elsewhere x.com/Acyn/status/...

Former presidents are just roasting the hell out of the White House redo today and it’s going to drive Trump absolutely insane

NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union

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The call is coming from inside the house

Ugh www.status.news/p/wedgewood-...

Because they're a bunch of sauceless colonizing thieves with zero regard for anything except their own metastasized egos? Because their various mental pathologies are our existential problems? Because they're willing and able to press "add to cart" to get what they want from government officials?

Vivek Ramaswamy is going after the abusive parent vote: defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

Excellent headline

Absolutely bonkers

I first saw this when I was like 4 or 5 and still find it hilarious www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t4P...

I love this

The call is coming from inside the house!

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I can’t believe no one has come with a giant hook to drag him off the stage

The last Garbage Day Live show is on Oct. 27 with special guests Annie Rauwerda, the genius behind @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social, and comedian Alex Pearlman, better known as @pearlmania500.bsky.social. Get your tickets now! wl.eventim.us/event/garbag...

Guys…

Algo clearly suppressing my smart baseball takes

I just …

So many great bunts in these playoffs. And if the Rays end up playing the Brewers? Hot Bunting Action!

That was WILD

What this piece says—and then derangedly refuses to hear itself saying!!—is that seniors spend less money because the American work force got its stable, guaranteed pensions taken away and replaced with personal investment savings. And then it wonders why they're risk-averse with the money!

Bricking my phone because I haven’t seen YCSE yet and while I usually don’t stress about spoilers, I seem to be about this one. (Seeing later today)

The Dominican man shot by an immigration agent in Marble Hill was arrested without a valid warrant and is being held in solitary confinement and denied proper medical care.

Over the summer, as mlb teams announced partnerships with prediction markets, the backlash on social media seemed so ubiquitous that I wondered if even fans who bet on sports hate partnerships with teams/players. I heard from dozens —even people use the platforms— who do. www.cnn.com/2026/10/18/s...

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Outstanding

It's almost like we shouldn't let a small group of the most venal people on earth control the internet

Meta took down the No Kings instagram; TikTok banned the Musk documentary account for supposedly violating its political posting policies. A reminder that platforms are owned by the wealthiest of people, control the means of media distribution, & put their thumbs on the democracy scale as they wish

I’m so tired of all these insane political ads during MLB playoffs.

NEW: ICE is trying to deport a mother of 4 while her husband is at Fort Benning in Army basic training. When she went to pick up the family's military IDs, Navy personnel turned her over to ICE. She's been in the US since age six. With @nancyayoussef.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

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Do you have your tickets to Garbage Day Live on Oct. 27 yet? We now have not one, but two very special guests: Annie Rauwerda, the genius behind @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social , and comedian Alex Pearlman, better known as @pearlmania500.bsky.social. wl.eventim.us/event/garbag...

I regularly have this in my head

BIG movie release day and @davidmackau.bsky.social has somehow written about them all www.cnn.com/2026/10/16/e... www.cnn.com/2026/10/13/e... www.cnn.com/2026/10/15/e...

The Thick of It www.status.news/p/cbs-news-i...

25th Amendment waiting by the phone, pouring itself a drink

Whenever I see someone confidently doing things badly, I call it Hegsething.

The Trump admin claims it found 20,000 possible noncitizens on the voting rolls in California and is seeking a court order forcing the state to segregate every ballot sent to those individuals. Remember what happened the last time they made wild claims like this? DHS has ZERO credibility here.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Oh wow The Lowdown and The Diplomat are both back! I love shows that don’t go two years between seasons!