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And now to annoy Johnson!

I. Sorry....... do the Americans cal him, Thomas the TRAIN! What the fuck is wrong woth them?

Rarely is someone's reason behind their racism so graphically portrayed as in their own appearance.

Got an email from our dog food supplier saying our pooch is now a Senior and I am NOT okay.

Matty Healy's private marriage being loudly proclaimed on the BBC app a week after TS+TK wedding is the most Matty Healy thing ever.

That was the most enjoyable game of the competition. Probably because the stakes were low, but still exhilarating.

Have France got a sieve in goal?

Well done England. Time to dig the trenches and realax into losing the game.

Hydration Break.

Can't decide who to support in the next game. Is it Europe Vs South America? Or Nazi Gold Vs Cocaine Production? Or MIlk Chocolate Vs Dark Chocolate? Or Cuckoo Clocka Vs Coffee?

The vicious thugs that chased Nigel out of the pub and a photo of the incredible damage done to his car (that was written off but he didn't tell the insurers about)

Dear fucking Christ..... That was scrappy as fuck. I'll be happy to watch us loose to Norway.

Hydration Break....... well needed

What the.......?

Hydration Break

No England! Seriously, Fuck off. You dont get to hurt us for 75 minutes and then expect love for finally doing the right thing. This is a toxic relationship and I deserve better!

England Hydration Break

Hydration Break

Hydration Break

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

People turning 50 this year be like.

Elon Musk becomes world's first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soar on stock market debut. Or. Thousands of investors find out they have been scammed in 6 months time.

As someone who has dozed off at work many times, I have to respect the smooth way he glides back into consciousness. No jerky movement, no drool down the chin. 8 out of 10.

8 years to ferry the population of York over the channel..... That's actually quite pathetic. That's a City Cruise boat every other day.

I HATE our species. Trump"s rhetoric about sending Iran back to the stone age just makes me wish for a planetary reset. Then I watch a documentary about the Ghassanian culture of the Middle East and wonder if the Neolithic really was the best time for our species. We have fallen so far.

I've been looking at the Fifa World Cup sponsors. Boycotting it will be easy. I just need an alternative to Coke & can't buy the Adidas London Superstar II that I crave. My Lenovo laptop is 2 years old & wont be replaced soon. Avoiding McDonalds will be easy enough. Fuck FIFA. Fuck Trump

😒 I cant wait for this to be the new anti-EU battle ground. BBC News - Marmalade to be re-branded in post-Brexit food deal www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Was that a little premature? #artemisII

Trump is the personification of the Pigeon/Chess analogy.

I think I just killed my phone AI.

Okay, my theory. There will be an "Attack" on US soil that will be blamed on Iran. Trump will declare a permanent state of emergency and use it to prevent future elections from taking place.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Labour MP Clive Lewis doesn’t hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV

Kara would like to send her congratulations to Hannah Spencer and the green Party. She is celebrating with an extra snooze between her early morning naps.

I have had 2 partners with endometriosis and spoken to at least 5 women with symptoms/waiting far too long for a diagnosis. It isn't rare, and monthly agony shouldn't be dismissed as normal. Womens health is under researched and under funded.

"Could go to jail" and "Has lots of money and wealthy foreign friends" means it isn't really a 'baseless' claim that he is a flight risk, is it? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ove been sat looking at this sign for over 3 hours.....

It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)

Today is the day our Boo Bear has her leg amputated. I'm distracting her from the lack of breakfast with extra bed cuddles.

After the snow on Thursday, someone posted "urgh, and then we hear November is the warmest on record" IT IS 14°C RIGHT NOW IN YORKSHIRE

Today, we learned that our Boo Bear has a cancerous growth on her knee and will lose her hind leg. I know dogs are strong and she will adapt, but I'm beside myself with grief. Any words of support or advice will be greatly received.

Let's keep the joy going, I've got another 6x8 print sat here, just Follow, Like and Repost to be in with a chance of winning Pat Butcher from Ghosts. The lucky so-and-so will be chosen Monday morning.