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@liclac.eu

dreaming dragoness. E-25965. 31, it/its or she/her, Berlin. freelance jack-of-many-trades. I like dogs and camping.

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good morning I may have gone slightly overboard with phodography at doggy weekend

the venue has started letting some normies into our furry rave, and they're looking both very out of place and very confused

I think I just managed to fumble telegram so hard I accidentally deleted my entire chat history with someone instead of just one wrong image

apparently I already have 200GB of footage from Doggy Weekend, and we're not even done yet o.o

I was gonna go to bed, but my hotel room has been commandeered for an orgy I don’t feel like joining, so I guess I’m doing a neon rave instead

the tiny (coin-sized!) Xiao microcontrollers are my friends, but every expansion board is my enemy, because they somehow all have shit like unreadable schematics disagreeing with each other, or hard-to-spot hardware revisions or variants with different pinouts for no good reason

it's nice when I get to speak German with someone who isn't being a dick to me

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shinji is not playable in sonic crossworlds racing because unfortunately it's funnier for him to be suffering and fighting angels by himself while asuka and rei are having a fun day with spongebob

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Deadlock added an old jamaican guy whose kit is a complex combination of actual chess moves that shoot you and it's now surpassed Team Fortress 2's all time peak players, all while you still need an invite to play. Valve is winning game of the year in permanent alpha phase

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I, meanwhile, have ever been made to feel second-rate--I who have continued to serve our nation faithfully. Whenever I fail to excel--why, it is only to be expected! Yet when I exceed all reasonable expectations, people proclaim that I walk in the footsteps of the great Penis las fucking Vegas!

garleans think they're so cool but they've got names like Penis las Vegas

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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off

good morning I am staring at an EFI shell, and I haven't even had breakfast yet

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"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'

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shoutouts to this game for its absolutely insane design decision to just make everything a map fragment. when you fire a gun, it spawns a map containing a single bullet, and despawns it once it's done.