Friendly Neighborhood Master Alan

About me and the business. I’m still learning how to BlueSky, so any suggestions or critique are very welcome and appreciated.

For my new GI Robot followers on TikTok and elsewhere. A little tutorial. The best news is this works with many different objects.

Level Up Sabers guaranteed better than a stick and a great way to start a light saber wall

Follow the Drexel Dragon Jedi on other platforms for their hard work and choreography. Go to Level Up Sabers if you need a lightsaber guaranteed better than a stick.

A replacement blade can be much less emotionally expensive than calling an ex better left in the past.

The Infinity from Level Up Sabers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick.

This “sharks are sea puppies” narrative is way too easy to misinterpret. They’re wild animals, let’s be sure we treat them as such!

The Infinity from Level Up Sabers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick.

Gold, the instrument, durability demonstration. Lightsabers guaranteed better than a stick.

Trumpetfish don't use that long mouth to make music... #LetsChangeThat

Level Up savers, as always, guaranteed better than a stick. Set of Ahsoka Sabers for less than $600. 

Durability demonstration with @wetinkgames.bsky.social and an explanation of heckin good doggos.

Set of Ahsoka Sabers for less than $600? I can help with that, and guarantee that all sabers from Level Up Sabers are better than a stick.

The Xero from Level Up Sabers. Remember you can use code Stick to save $40 off orders over $200

This attack has not left me scarred or deformed. But I will continue to guarantee that Level Up Sabers are guaranteed better than a stick.

This Wobbegong is an IMPOSTER: The Goosefish. #LetsChangeThat

Posted a video about the paradox of tolerance and believing in the validity of the constitution and lost some followers on YouTube. I’ll need to do more in the future in case I missed anyone. youtube.com/shorts/1oINr...

I’m a dicemaker, I’m making d20 chonks as our favors, our officiant is using the hitchhikers guide as the book for her script, and I’m carrying Anduril as a sword bouquet Oh and we’re doing a choreographed lightsaber battle (with sabers built to hit from @leveluplight.bsky.social !)

We tend to jump to "boys need good male role models" (instead of what the internet offers) I'd say they also um... really need more women in their lives? Absolutely they need men to look up to, but folks always recommend male-only spaces and uhhh you see how that might be part of the issue right?

Today my heart is breaking for so many incredible artists, writers, creators and business owners who are going to suffer because of these tariffs. Today is a GREAT day to go support your favorite indie TTRPG brands and creators. Buy a book. Send a coffee. Whatever. We need to come together now.

Booth 1454 at Origins Game Fair. It’s a few months away. I hope i get to see some people there.

Friends that are Cat People. This may be relevant.

Live at 7pm EST! We will be talking about Courtrooms in the #MCU - #Daredevil #SheHulk Our live show is presented by our show partners #ideafarm #bonescoffee and of course, @leveluplight.bsky.social Join the fun here - www.youtube.com/live/tp39cYj...

Hello friend @gizmos you are the winner of this months saber drawing. Is it cool if I DM you so I can send you a lightsaber.

Choosing a winner in 3 2 1

Level Up Saber spotted in the wild!

Monday I’m gonna give away a saber to one of my Bluesky followers. All you need to do is follow me and not be a bot. One lucky person will receive a lightsaber guaranteed better than a stick.

Happy #EconomicBlackoutDay! ⬛️💵⬛️ #eattherich🍴💰 #resist✊🏼

Buy art from an artist instead of an AI painting from Hobby lobby. Get a book from an Indie bookstore instead of Amazon. Trade with the neighbor who has chickens instead of going to Walmart.

Alchemist and the Instrument, live in color and ready for dueling.

Lightsaber collections don’t start themselves. Right now you can get a saber sheath too.

DOGE is the Theranos of Cost-Cutting Paul Krugman likens DOGE to a company ripe to be shorted bc of signs of fraud. paulkrugman.substack.com/p/doge-is-th...

📢If you're a Veteran fired by DOGE, or impacted by DOGE cuts in any way, report it here: ➡️ votevets.org/doge-tipline Your stories are critical and we want to help get them out!

Park rangers are the librarians of outside (compliment)

From E1 to O10, if anyone asks, "Are you loyal to the president?," the answer you HAVE to give is "My oath is to defend the constitution of the United States of America, from all enemies, foreign and domestic." @walshfreedom.bsky.social

We need to start recognizing Republican Nazism as an existential threat to our nation.

MEMPHIS PASTOR: “Churches can be targets of raids. I don’t want people to be afraid to come here.” Senator Brent Taylor (R) walked out🤔 (Yes, churches can be targeted by Trump’s policies. State Republicans blocked an amendment to protect churches & schools) Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGTRFju...

#ELONMUSK IS CENSORING VIDEOS OF AMERICANS AT TOWN HALLS CALLING OUT THEIR REPRESENTATIVES TO STOP HIM! IF YOU ARE STILL ON #TWITTER #X WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? #FACEBOOK IS NEXT AS THEY ARE FLOODING US WITH DISINFORMATION www.google.com/search?q=tow... www.instagram.com/reel/DGUq_B0...

Feels like a good time to revisit this old gem

The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) was established by Benjamin Franklin in 1775 when the Second Continental Congress appointed him as the first Postmaster General.

A little cele for #TeamCanada and their win last night 🫡

Overthrow the Nazis #25Amendment

Canada wins…