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Guilfoyle going full Nicky Santoro in Greece was understandable. I’d be shaking down folks with money for free shit too.

Ngl here in FL the shields feel down down on the GOP: moody doesn’t have the juice; donalds is not getting what he needs; jolly’s bet on the villages looks to be paying dividends There’s a real shot this cycle

Florida early voting update: Early in-person turnout among Republicans has fallen off a cliff. At R+0.4, the total early vote in the state is about as blue as 2018, 5 points higher than this point in 2022, and 10 points higher than in 2024. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-early...

There are four kinds of Bluesky users:

Trent Lott got vaporized for saying less than RFK Jr

this man is a gotdamned patriot

“SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!”

🚨 LEAKED: In a fundraising appeal, Mike Rogers told potential donors, "When you stand with my Senate campaign today, you are directly shielding Elon Musk" from potential investigations into the harm caused by DOGE cuts. Rogers asked for donations so he could "protect Elon."

a political flack would’ve murdered someone with a pen to get the level of charisma they have in this video

of what?? a succulent meal? a succulent diamond meal??

"Under Brazilian federal law, all legislators have immunity...To run for President, Bolsonaro decided not to run for his Senate seat. Now, after losing the Presidential election, he no longer has legislative immunity when his Senate term expires in January 2027." Very Special Episode of no amnesty

NEW: The group behind Cornel West's 2024 ballot push was wholly funded through Elon Musk's dark money network, according to Sludge's review of tax documents. readsludge.com/2026/10/26/m...

"libertarian candidate for state senate in north carolina is currently in a shootout with the cops and live-tweeting his planned suicide", while not exactly surprising, is still a weird thing to read

Not even missing a beat “oh I’m cool with him getting smoked” is sending me

This man is a legend. Listen you won't regret it.

TIL gina hinojosa is 52 and damn

mono green landfall is taking a massive step back in a way i did not see coming from reality fracture i am now undefeated against it in arena (5-0) post FRA and that has never been the case prior

everyone in the south: “first time?”

It's got a deep throat, Frank.

designing a scary house experience where your 3 year old has taken your electronic devices and now your phone and TV and computers are all insane and in Polish and you have to unfuck your devices

yard sign games is the most fun form of election voodoo it’s also fun that I’m watching two neighbors in the subdivision engaging in sign warfare of hilarious proportions

That this is in THE WASHINGTON POST is almost too much irony to bear.

I think this becomes quite understandable in the context of an international fascist movement that has swept much of the planet in a decade, with horrifying and very extreme consequences for the entire species

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brazillian mayor who shut down his city’s busses to suppress the vote seeing the election results

New in PN: Ramaswamy discovers that voters have their limits "This is the nature of today’s right-wing bubble, whose residents are not only acculturated to a particular political style — cruel, often hateful — but become convinced it’s the only effective way to do politics, & any other way is weak"

Today, we are *all* ass people

The worse the GOP does next week, the more Trump will think he has to be involved in ‘28, which will just make the GOP do worse.

No clue what the millennial movie would be, if such a thing is possible, but the millennial genre appears to be Smart Horror

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

People in Belgrade celebrated following Serbia's Aleksandar Vucic speech conceding defeat to a student-led protest movement in a historic election that ends his long grip on power and heralds a new political era in the Balkan country. reut.rs/4zkXvww

Lula: "We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms, which we will have to regulate. A crime in the digital world must be treated the same as a crime in the real world. We cannot have monstrous companies earning millions... not paying taxes... wanting to steer elections."

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