Branch Stickley

YOU - “I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, Kim Kitsuragi.” (Nod to the lieutenant.) KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant doesn't say anything, but gives you a quick smile, before turning away. COMPOSURE - He's incapable of blushing, but if he weren't -- he'd blush.

It’s fine, no one would ever guess the number 4. Here’s hard evidence: youtu.be/UdtbotWl4T8?...

That's the fun part. I don't look, the dumbasses come to me.

Look at this fucking dumbass. I have no more patience for hedging on this matter.

Someone give me 200 billion dollars. I promise I will be the biggest dumbass

Slipping the character for "Pain" under the door of the Chinese Room and assuming it's going very poorly in there

As he's famously stated THX 1138, American Graffiti and Star Wars are all about how "we're in cages with the door open and it's up to us" to stay in those cages and memorize all the details about the insides of the cage to see who knows the most about those details.

This is what I mean about how we have to become snobs. When a bitch says shit like this to you, the move is to immediately become very mean, and laugh at them, and say out loud that you don’t respect them, things of that nature, things Ezra Klein would never do

I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life

"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics

Tom and Joe talking is the best shit.

Don't Disregard Did Dat Dude Describe Destroyer

Very happy to play Necromunda last night at Raven’s house on his AMAZING Zone Mortalis board - it’s pretty much unreal. Had a great time with him and @samlenzartwork.bsky.social and look forward to playing again soon. It’s really inspiring my Zone Mortalis board construction.

hmong us

When I am reaching my later years, I will never post. That's my promise to you, viewer.

A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"

Flashback Friday - taking pics of older bits from my collection. A really old model, but a fresh paintjob, this is the OG Contemptor Class Close Assault Dreadnought (aka CHUCK) from 1987. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammer #oldhammer #nerdlings

@worstpossible.world

Ass

it's fucked up that morning people are right. i've had a whole day's worth of errands and chores but it's not even noon yet and i feel great. What the fuck.

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

Hello. I am posting the Taskmaster Australia Season 6 cast reveal video for, probably, obvious reasons. it will go to air next year youtu.be/dCG-wpR6_dY?...

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OUT NOW: The Sickos read a true story about a kid who met a real vampire and believe it unreservedly. Then, we rank more game mechanics and in doing so accidentally create a political philosophy that, if implemented, would save the world and render it a perfect paradise. Classic Sickos!

We need to set a threshold for comedians. Won a few Emmys? Gag order for life. You've peaked and we need you to fuck off forever.

been rewatching the original Gundam while I wind down for the night and it sure would be nice if I had a cool robot so I could remind my enemies why war is bad.

Life lessons are found in the alt-text

Started the day by repeatedly slapping the snooze button like I'm watching an entire movie through tiktoks

I got to see this newborn cutie yesterday

I think Hudson Hawk was seriously underrated. A flawed movie but it took some real risks

Organized Bolivian workers have been blocking roads in an indefinite general strike against their president's neo-liberal agenda. They have already forced government reshuffles & salary cuts, & their momentum isn't slowing. Workers of all nations hold more more power than they know. ✊

Is that good?

The sun should have kept its light to itself then. If you piss all over my house, that's my piss now.

If I have to listen to absolute losers crying about Claude genocide, I'm going to scream.

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

The only reason they said yes to making a Bloodborne movie is because movies also don't exceed 24 fps

The Secretary of the Interior proposes to revoke the withdrawal of up to approximately 336,425 acres of public lands within ca. 10 miles surrounding Chaco Culture National Historical Park; you can voice your opposition to this proposal here: eplanning.blm.gov/Project-Home...

I'm not going to clap like a seal for the people who signed up to work at the children bombing factory.

Oh good we made it through April 1st, now I can go back to believing everything I read on the internet!

ngl the hand signals really got me

Looked over a guy's shoulder and saw him watching Gutfeld on a tablet. Crucially, he was sitting in complete silence.

I'm not really qualified to assess whether clinging sullenly to a child's book makes you a bad person, but I do think it makes you timid, incurious, and dull. It makes you someone who will sacrifice other people for a memory of comfort. It makes you untrustworthy and weak.