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"I, er ahhh, shoot cocaine into my penis and er ummm do a lot of SAs, but Robbie, er....your kid is fucked up."

I hope it happens in the 9th of game 4 right as a grand slam hits some lights like a goddamned 80s movie. Just so the crowd can go wild twice.

The fact that 'being informed of facts' is now 'influencing elections' tells you all you need to know about how little the cannibal class even care about pretending anymore.

Real Fucking Klanshit. Jr. Read a book, you giant anal polyp.

This is one small thing congress actually managed to fix! It’s literally the hot rotisserie chicken act www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

GUTTER BALL! The opposing Ethel to Lucy bowling team. 🤝 during a prison brawl

Oh, but you need to make sure that the person doing 3 gig jobs and still not making enough to be above the poverty line needs to also COOK to means test this, right? While you shovel money into the world's only TRILLIONAIRE's gaping maw? There is no hell in myth or legend sufficient.

The fact that a whole chicken from the deli, cooked, costs 5 bucks and half a raw chicken from the meat department costs 10 and the former is not eligible for EBT continues to infuriate me. Being poor is SO MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE.

Every single Lee Pace movie is a great movie to watch for the same reason if you can't find Practical Magic 2. Hell, even Foundation has one saving grace. And this is it.

OMG, they're called Appolytes. "iClouding Humans" is 100% going into my lexicon, regardless of how unintended it was.

OMG, Tyler found the Jet Set Radio warning in real life! It's even stupider this time!

I followed an old merchant into the dark to trade my poison mushroom for some clementines. It was Death Cap for Cuties.

Go see Wildwood. Seriously, don’t wait—go see Wildwood. What a piece of art. The love for the manual craft, for story that doesn’t hold back, for filmmaking that is not here to answer to stockholders, it weaves all through it. Incredible stuff.

I’ll be covering tonight’s packed agenda for Burien city council at 5:30! Watch at the links below or follow along for (biased) coverage with jokes and commentary on power point readability.

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Australia, raisin the bar. Nice muscat. Er. Mascot.

Unlike their spouses, their uppances will eventually come. Bezos leaving his own name out won't save him from being basted in his own balls. What a great habitat for these shits. We could use it like a zoo.

www.404media.co/proton-to-re... Well this is fucking disgusting. I'm so happy that so many stans raked me over the coals when I was like, 'maybe Proton isn't good because they gave over payment details without a fight.' Welp. Eat shit.

someone in real life asked me today, after talking for a couple of hours, how I'm so abreast of the goings on in current events and music and art and takes and opinions and weird stuff like I am, and I got to say that it was easy I'm friends with just a shit ton of trans and Black people

There's nothing stopping you from watching that scene in episode one of Loki where the guy who looks like Luckey Palmer gets disintegrated over and over and over again.

"We'll just get Bauza to do it" was an industry catchphrase. Still insane to think that he's just gone. In hindsight, what a blessing that he was able to do so much in an unfair amount of time.

This makes me want to uninstall FireFox. youtu.be/E2AoYIKwJqM

This is an Ernest take, at best. Knowuttimean?

I'm going to try to do this cleanly. Today's right wing governments are networked to each other. Those networks are well-documented. You can read about them in books. Following the elections in one node of that network is good practice for understanding the U.S. node.

White and red is apparently out with Google's AI. It's yellow for thumbnails now. The mid-fall oppressions must have dropped.

This is utterly gutting. The first celebrity death that ever hit me was Mel Blanc. Eric picked up the mantle better than anyone since. But more than that, he carved his own path outside of WB and was an absolute VA icon. What a horrible ordeal for his loved ones. What a tragic loss to the world.

This is a mayonnaise on a cheeseburger and raisins in the potato salad level of fuckery.

This country is really deeply fucked up and racist.

I’ve coached a lot of youth soccer and if ANY parent pulled this fuck shit, I’d be on a neverending campaign to get them banned from the league with no refund. Jesus Christ

EVERYTHING else aside, give whomever snapped this picture every award for which they are eligible and at least 3 they aren't. This picture sounds like Nadja saying 'Jeff.'

It's just psychosocial bonding and empathy, Michael. What can it cost? 10 tokens?

It's worked before.

This is just House of Leaves for people who won't wipe their asses.

Nobody ever talks about King Arthur's uncle, Gunther Pendragon. Sick mullet, pulled an axe from the church of ROCK to melt face with a wicked solo... He fronted Krüecayde until dying of old age at 27.

Source: www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/s... Reposted because USE ALT TEXT, JFC! I can't wait for the wave of no-contact adults in 10 years. Outsourcing basic connection to autocomplete is actual monster behavior.

Hate when someone figures out my password and I have to rename my cat

Grow up? No. Make me.

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Avi Loeb c. 2021 (colorized)

No, not a right. A DUTY

The Internet promised to be Hitchhiker's Guide, but instead we got a Sears Catalog that wants you to feed it your family's contact information.

Flock still operating is a domestic war crime. That's not hyperbole.