Kyle Nazario

People’s grandmas are about to get turboscammed

Unsurprising but devastating. Mass Effect is the reason I love RPGs. Will always treasure the memories of friends coming over to watch me play MAss Effect 2. They weren’t even playing it and they were genuinely invested in the story

in "garfield: one more day" odie gets hit by a car, garfield bargains with the devil to bring him back in exchange for erasing his marriage with jon arbuckle. highly controversial among the garfield fan community

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

i wrote about why i think everyone (esp people working on climate) should see digger. unfortunately i had to spoil digger in order to write about digger. so do me a favor and see digger and then come back and read my review

1,000 comedy points to whoever made Demi the Blu and Margaret the 4K

One of the five greatest films ever made, and it’s *free*

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

Quite the emotional rollercoaster today seeing FromSoftware announce Bloodborne 2 in all but name, finding out it's a Switch 2 exclusive, and then learning that it's an 8-player PvPvE game

Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.

Me with Shadow of the Erdtree:

Ah, the NBA Cup. A thing that is definitely real

The great thing about being a Nuggets fan is at least once a game you get to watch Jokic make a pass that should be impossible given the laws of physics

wrote about Wicked and/or whatever letterboxd.com/davidehrlich...

The internet is fun because people will use left wing jargon and framing to say the most right wing shit ever and have no idea that’s what they’re expressing.

@rusty.todayintabs.com I’m sure your plate is full with the transition but may want to let Beehiiv know the block quotes don’t show in RSS

If you don’t let developers build new high end homes, the rich people who would have lived in them don’t just disappear. Instead, they buy existing less-expensive homes in desirable neighborhoods and renovate them into luxury housing. This process is usually called gentrification.

today's young people spend too much time on their home computer. they ought to snap their diskettes into their protective cases, slide their rolling keyboard tray back underneath their computer desks, store their joysticks and trackballs in the peripheral hutch, and pull down the wooden shutter

I guess it shouldn't be surprising that there's a mirror-image conversation to the one about how wild drivers are now that amounts to complaining about the epidemic of pedestrian recklessness. Only one nation is mentally strong enough see both sides of the People Getting Mowed Down By Cars issue.

in Finland the traffic tickets scale by income, there are speed cameras everywhere, and so almost nobody speeds. it's just that simple

@davidlsims.bsky.social Thanks for doing the Spreadmaster ep, that was a fun discussion! If you do another one, would you mind crediting me and Rik Boeykens? We actually made randomoscars.github.io for Blank Check. Both big fans of the show, not too proud to beg for a shoutout 😅

Frightened men have been whimpering about the Barbie movie. TechnicallyRon took their one-star reviews from Letterboxd and put them on movie posters because it makes the film seem even cooler.

i don’t even use tik tok and it’s the content from there is ruining my life

Re: my decision not to report the all-expenses-paid trip that I made to the Vlad Dracul Institute For Liberty And Innovation's annual conference in Gstaad, this was a personal trip with personal friends. It had no bearing on my decision in the Amalgamated Bone Slurry Corp. vs. Poisoned Town case.

I called Mass Effect a “shooter” in front of my SO, who then referred to Elden Ring as a “stabber”

Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid

For anyone trying to set their existing Namecheap domain as their handle - bsky's instructions are wrong lol. You have to set the txt record host as "_atproto", not "_atproto.yourdomain"

My first skeet is a (real) hotel review I found that sounds like an I Think You Should Leave sketch