Kris Ferderer

With the influx of people jumping onto Bluesky, I feel like I should post the things about what I'm a fan of and what you can expect me to post about. If you're a fan of any of these things, give me a follow, I guess.

Hell. Yes. Bad things happening to bad people. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

Ballard is a right-winger's nightmare. There's free pot everywhere. 🥁🥁🐍

Pumpkin carving is all done. Had to carve my favorite troll, @buoy.seattlekraken.com

"Diversify Your Portfolio" What people mean: Invest in different things so you don't put all of your wealth in one basket. What I actually do: Follow four hockey teams in four different leagues so when one of your teams (Kraken) lose 1-5 and another team (Vålerenga) win 4-1, you don't crash out. 🙃

OMG 5TH ANNUAL TEP CHARITY STREAM EVENT!? TODAY?!!? HECK YESSSSS!!! @transempowerment.org

OOOH GOOOOOD

Hold up, Card Kingdom just gave me an idea for a dating site...

NEW SPIKE AND THE GIMME GIMMES DROPPED. LET'S FUCKING GO. ffm.to/satggstb

Nationalize Bioware!

I'm no longer 100% achievements for Tape to Tape. Looks like I got some work to do!

The world if Vålerenga/EHL posted highlight videos on Youtube like NHL/AHL/PWHL teams do:

[clicks on What's New Classic, it's full of political posts and pornography] Bsky Admins: "DON'T YOU DARE SHARE NAUGHTY WEBSITE URLS IN YOUR BIO" Fucking clown festival.

Let's goooooooooo! 5th in the league, babyyyyyyyy!

The national feed for @seattlekraken.com games is so bad. It's like 90% Utah and 10% Kraken. Like, chill with your biases, my dude.

Bethany, jokingly: "I bought us tickets for Garth Brooks!" Me: "Oh good. I'm sure we'll have a blast. On the count of three, name your favorite Garth Brooks song. One... Two... Three..." Me: "Achey Breaky Heart" Bethany: "Boot Scootin Boogie" Fun fact: Neither of these are Garth Brooks songs.

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

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Wouldn't it be sick if every Bioware employee who got laid off walked out the door, formed their own company, got Kickstarter funding for a new Sci-Fi RPG, and was wildly successful?

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Mike Myers was wincing in this scene because they had done the take so many times and his neck was killing him. Also Dana Carvey actually didn't know the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody when Garth was poorly lipsyncing along with the song.

Chicken Milk is back on the menu.

Guess who's coming to MagicCon? It's us! We'll be at booth 3098 afor MagicCon Atlanta, and we can't wait to see everyone. Join us for games, events, and prizes! More info to come! #MagicConAtlanta

Feels Good, Man

Not only does nothing justify shooting a 1-year-old baby but nothing justifies shooting a person shoplifting diapers either. This should have never escalated to this point. Period. I don't care if they were taking a $4000 TV or a Maserati. The punishment for shoplifting isn't the death penalty.

Does anyone else think it was weird that in between 2004 and 2012, bacon was Taylor Swift-levels of famous in America? Like I think back to those days and stuff like Epic Meal Time and bacon soap and it feels like such a fever dream.

Is this illegal? Asking for a friend.

Mfers meme about this every single time he "renames" something. At this point, he's a predictable caricature of the parody that people paint him as.

Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on

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"Funny fact about a cage, they're never built for just one group. So when that cage is done with them and you still poor, it comes for you" - Run The Jewels, walking in the snow

I've finally uninstalled Reddit from my phone. The "Popular" search is so not what I want. I miss all of the top posts in favor of generic posts. Hopefully I can find an alternative.

Okay, but hear me out...

Went in Day 1 of training. Things seemed off. Went in Day 2. Was told I had to buy my sales kit. Realized it was an MLM. Did not go back for Day 3. Got a call asking why I wasn't at work and was like "Yea, I'm not interested." Was told they were disappointed because I had a great sales mentality.

Remembering Katie Zacharia White House Press Secretary Monday - Friday

Who's got the "Who lasts longer lettuce" meme?

some deranged lunatic is going to storm an elementary school with an ar15 looking for the schools surgical center and the media is going to pretend we have no idea where they got that idea from

Elon Musk is single-handedly funding the Ken Paxton campaign: