jimpers crimpers

jimpers crimpers

@jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com

Chimpanzee dealer He/him | R0BERTC0P | av by @carl.bsky.social disable my reposts, they are for sickos

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After 1.5 years of pouring my heart into my very first game, I'm so excited to finally announce that... Drawquarium is coming to Steam on November 13! πŸ₯Ή Draw your own fish, bring them to life, and create your little underwater world, even as a live wallpaper! Like+RT = β™₯️ #IndieGames #Cozygames

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π†πˆπ•π„ πŒπ„ π‹πˆππ„π‘π“π˜ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐇

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My son was suspended from school for giving another student a "pigjob" and now we're all sitting around the empty dinner table as a family with our palms flat on the surface staring at nothing in particular in silence. It is understood none of us will ever ask what the word means.

not being stupid is now ableism

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my nuclear-grade AI hot take that’s sure to get me cancelled until kingdom come is that refusing to use AI at all is rapidly becoming an extremely privileged lifestyle choice that feels social justice-y while actually being the complete opposite

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In a world where cis men can get pregnant, the abortion truck rolls through the neighborhood blasting a Muzak version of The Boys Are Back in Town. Pregnant guys come sprinting out of their houses, high fiving each other as they chase it down, hoping summer never ends.

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And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.