🇵🇸 Murray O'Caht 🇵🇸

can you watch me while I sleep so I don't disappear

I know exactly what OP means and I'm disgusted they would sell votes like this

IAG workers are striking today and it's been like half a day and still nothing in stuff or rnz lmao www.scoop.co.nz/stories/BU26...

dark souls 2011

Ford Ranger WildMac

I've seen this post like 5 times and I only just got the reference lmao

oh you "vibe coded" this whole app? prove it. show me the vibrator

I take a lot of shit irl for insisting we are all responsible for everyone and everything in society in one way or another but this puts it very eloquently

Fucking thank you @mohanjdutt.bsky.social

“Think about what never happens. A candidate photographed at a Federated Farmers breakfast is not asked to account for the nitrate in the Manawatū. A candidate at a corporate box is not asked whether he endorses the firm's tax structure.“ culture-centered.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...

It has come to my attention that many people are unaware that the person who figured out that the private key was 4 was a Something Awful forums goon: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

Yeah I got a PHP, Pretty Hard Penis. [Deadly serious all the sudden] Internet safety and security is no laughing matter,

I'm a software developer at a small company. Every time a project nears completion my boss invents reasons to launch in a rush, so I've started adding a 2-3 week gap after finishing a project to actually saying it's finished. My fess is that I should have done this 3 years ago.

"largely unmoderated"????? FUCK YOU >:(

(generating certs for my root CA) ok now let's do a silly one

now with sfx

“Uh oh our chair on the mocap stage was too short! What do we do? Remodel the sofa? Re animate the characters??” Environment artist: “I got you”

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

Penguin Colony is now available! store.steampowered.com/app/3695930/...

Im playing Penguin Colony and its already lit off the fact you can play the game in the Te Reo Maori.

Nintendo Gamma Boy

Hell Yeah Alucard

I may need words with my barista

it seems to shock the New Zealand government that Peter Jackson, Taika Waititi, and the Conchords etc all emerged from the same city in the same span, which coincidentally is when Wellington rent was dirt-cheap and there were heaps of empty industrial buildings around

Husband begged for an open marriage, eventually I agreed. He has yet to go on a date. I go on a "date" every couple of weeks, but I'm actually just taking my best friend to dinner for a girls night out. If he asks, her name is Michael.

For safety reasons, I treat all baked potatoes as if they were loaded.

Leaked photos of da priminister and police minister with patched member of gang known for paedophilia and beastiality. More to come.

Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:

youtube.com/shorts/btpLa...

God he sounds like trump.

😁😁😁

Now look you might think its funny when you see me being drawn getting squished by a huge boulder, but it happens a lot, okay, it happens a lot okay, it happens to a lot of people way more than you realize. It could happen to someone you know. Someone that it really affects.

10. @voidburger.com

Look unlike everyone else in this country I do not want to fuck the Kiwibank sheep - but, legally, I do have to.

Man who has been an elected MP 7 times since 1979, government minister no fewer than 6 times, played a role in 5 governments both National and Labour led over the last 36 years, finally admits he’s fucked it all up.

Fuckin like Roger Wilco "I can't take that. I'm not putting my lips on that. That's too big to carry. If Bea saw that I'd be wearing my sphincter as a necklace."

People are too shy about talking during sex. I'm up in there muttering to myself like a Silent Hill protagonist. "Can't open that. There's something in that hole. My wife is dead"

"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified