Kaitāia Friar

Unlike da coward Jacindo ardernt, I’m not afraid to influence an election. I will be voting green and think you all should vote green too.

I know what I’m doing with my Māori votes but still open to convincing on my settler votes.

Popping out to get enrolled. Y’all need anything??

I’m putting together a team…

🎶Oooh slipping away from me Oooh slipping away from me And it's breaking me in two Watching you slipping away🎶

POV: you’re a pākehā hole

I don’t think it’s great to pose for photos with those that cause drug addiction and huge amounts of harm, but it is better to interact with members of parli if you want change to happen.

Alright I’ve been busy with da dinosaurs. what’s going on then?

How many zombies could Rob Zombie rob, if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?

Watching an ruggers

Q should rule out luxxo but not national to keep da goof going and da news flowing.

Hell yeah legalise it

Da national party will really be like "you believe in talking to gang members? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, locking them all up" and then not locking them all up.

This just came through on the chat @basicbishop.bsky.social, can't believe you are saving your best content for twitter bro

Alright that’s enough of that. I’ll be back if u want it

“Will a nationalised BNZ also have a fuckable sheep?”

He’s bringing back outrageous fortune if elected

It’s a long way to da shops if you wana sausage roll

RIP in peace

Leaked photos of da priminister and police minister with patched member of gang known for paedophilia and beastiality. More to come.

Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot

[redacted] [redacted] to da NZF* *da entity not any persons related also in minecraft.

Y’all got any discourse here

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Yall got free speech in here?

BREAKING: Christopher Luxxo has handed in his notice of resignation

Mungies looking different to what I expected. Sad to see them become woke and inclusive.

Do you miss me?

Breaking: luxxo announces his mad max name

“Keir Starmer to address the nation tomorrow”