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#edizzy #ofmdart

quite the scene at the UN yesterday as tough guy Mike Waltz cuts a WWE promo on the Cuban delegation

Visiting the folks today & they tried to make a roast lamb & the entire glass container they used exploded. Apparently some time in the 70s Pyrex switched to a different type of glass & the new stuff they sell can't handle heat well. Having to explain PYREX & Pyrex are not the same company sucked.

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Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Jizzy It's 3:00AM

Man I don't care if they moved the headstones but didnt move the bodies I would buy the Poltergeist house in a heartbeat if the mortgage was 1970's low. Hell, for a three bedroom, two and 1/2 bath with a pool?? Ill even keep the possessed clown doll.

Wheezy purr activated

If you bought my book and leave me a good review, I move you into a list on my phone of my favorite extra special readers

[P] The Montresor at the End of This Book

Jack when he’s with Izzy

I think Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow is one of my favorite movies because it makes you think its going to be a time period police procedural type mystery about whose really behind the headless horseman murders but no its just a real undead horseman and he's Christopher Walken.

perchance.org/ofmdhalloween Just a reminder I have this OFMD Halloween date generator if you are having an equally rocking Saturday. Where else will you find gems such as the below:

If you’ve been waiting for Rhys to be semi-affordable on Cameo, now would be the time to do it at 60% off! #rhysdarby #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath www.cameo.com/rhysdarby?qi...

Found this great watermelon person drawing left behind on the library art table. Laminated it to go on my cubicle wall because it is so happy.

C’est rewatched UHF this weekend. I couldn’t help but feel like its story still resonates today. The people of a small town take ownership of their local TV station that gained popularity by showcasing the real folks of their community! While battling an evil network station owner.

Trump: "That's what a lawyer tells you to answer when you're guilty. Just say, 'Not to my knowledge.'"

Stars #comics

Queen 👸🏾

Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this…

nursing home AU with pin up outfit Izzy will not leave my mind

When Trump says he doesn't "give a damn" about high gas prices because "we're making a fortune" -- he means it literally: www.jec.senate.gov/public/index...

Hadn't seen one of our cranky old men who come to use the internet since we reopened. He's here now and he just crabbed an entire list of things he doesn't like about the new building at me. LOL

my pookie sent me a birthday present (its tomorrow)

Breaking News: Flávio Bolsonaro, who just lost Brazil’s presidential election, left the country for the U.S. after the Brazilian police asked for his passport because he was being investigated in a money-laundering case. nyti.ms/4A0AfnN

If you time traveled back to when I was 20 and told me I’d end up drawing Beavis and Butthead as the lovers from Pompeii for an October daily drawing prompt I would have probably jumped off a cliff

Trump speaks to small Corpus Christi crowd, repeatedly glitches and makes strange noises during speech where he also slurred heavily while his dentures seemed to be falling out Supercut:

If you’ve been waiting for Rhys to be semi-affordable on Cameo, now would be the time to do it at 60% off! #rhysdarby #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath www.cameo.com/rhysdarby?qi...

Biased AI prompts are being used to remove books from schools. But what if AI is used to evaluate whether a book meets the educational needs of students? https://bit.ly/4kfx5rp

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Trump: "We will be officially BANNING the term, 'AI/Artificial Intelligence,' in all relevant documents, and everything else, due to its inaccuracy. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

me: Ugh, my stomach and back hurt girly bits: Surprise, bitch!

Our $2M investment in the Sea Cliffs Exhibit Renovation Project has gotten a pretty clear seal of approval.

perfect, no notes

But if I want to cheer myself up before bedtime: Did you know (if my math is anywhere near correct) that by next Valentine's Day, Izzy will have been written solely by his fans for twice the time he was written by his creators?