keshers_ 🏳️‍⚧️ [AWAY]

Stepping away from all social media for a good while. Add me on Signal if you want to talk!

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight https://theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight/

Wherever you go, for better or for worse, you’re still you

Do you feel a surge of pity When you see me and my sad life? Do you see me like a lost kitten Or an orphan in a Dickens story? Do I trigger your protective instincts? Is that how you see me?

Time to do my injection It’s two days late No more procrastinating

I’m trying hard to be a good noodle

*lifting empty plate to check underneath* waiter, I think you might have forgotten to bring MY toxic yuri romance!

When I am sad I like to watch videos of hairless cats taking a bath

She thinks this song is specifically about her

kirby is... woke medias?

a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now

Realizing I depend heavily (to my detriment) on my “emergency escape buttons” when faced with intense emotional pain: getting drunk, avoidance and distraction, saying I’m going to kill myself. When I force myself to actually confront the problem, anything is possible!

Keshers is back online. Commencing “yearning” mode 🤖

Sometimes I sit in an empty room and repeat your name for hours on end just so I can hear it echoed back to me

new fit for the month :3

I’m vibrating; touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me!

Life is so amazing you guys

Love to be really freaking high

Come now, rest in my bed, sleep on my couch Let the smell of cat piss carry you to your dreams

There are those with bad posture who pray to me and refer to me as “St. Keshers of the Perpetual Back Pain”

Don’t cum in my mouth and tell me it’s raining

Does it make you want to celebrate or despair knowing there is never a unique human experience

Is it bad to tell you how much I crave you like the fruit vendors in super Mario sunshine; that’s right I want you in my basket

Will you sing to me When you pull out all my teeth? Will you sing to me? They’re all yours to keep!

I think that you’re beautiful and life is beautiful and I think the most beautiful part of my life is that you’re in it

No one puts keshers in the cuck chair

You are your own only

Weh!! hold me!!!

Yeah

people are so mean to her for no reason

Unfortunately all my posts are kesherslop

Keshers wants French fries 🍟 🤤

DO NOT INJECT THIS

Learning recently that rly bad insecure anxious attachment looks a lot like borderline except that anger is usually directed inward, not outward. This explains SO MUCH about my life, you have no idea.

It’s a common misconception but yes actually EVERYONE can be a kesher, even you!

I’m struggling

It’s not so much that I’m scared of you as that I’m scared of the feelings you elicit in me. When I see you, I am terrified of losing control. It’s a constant push-pull in my head. I want you around but I’m also terrified of having you around.

Dear job recruiters, please bear in mind and take heed and consider the following: If I can't do absolutely nothing productive at all for the first hour of my work day at your job, I am NOT interested!!!

Recently I’ve quit drinking I worried everyone in my life thought I was a mean, nasty drunk They weren’t wrong of course But now I’m not drinking It is clear as crystal All my personality faults are my own And cannot be externally blamed

Keeping a little thought-releasing journal has been a massive boon for me. I can write the nastiest, meanest, pettiest, most jealous, paranoid and hateful shit imaginable and just go “glad that’s out of my system,” without ever ACTING on those thoughts

This is much more interesting as a broader social reflection. I’ve never heard of the song, but I only listen to community radio, never stream music, and do not have tiktok. 15 years ago, this would be a perfectly normal way to live. Society has changed very rapidly.

Sometimes I feel as though my life is like a game of magic in which you kept a subpar hand rather than going to 6. You miss your land drop, have no good t3 play, the removal doesn’t come when you need it…you start to think “I wish I hadn’t been so afraid of going to 6.”