kevin

The softest little baby in the world.

New Florida man incoming

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

Chekov was such a fun character, and Walter Koenig’s ridiculous accent made it even better. RIP.

Harrison Butker needs to spend more time practicing his kicking and less time practicing an esoteric Catholicism that you can only access after watching 1000 hours of YouTube and growing a little beard.

Lula!!

when I've been waiting all day for Sunday night

tom brady saying roughing rules are too soft now

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Every football game this season is from the hell dimension

Thinking about how some guy at the NY Times spent almost all of his podcast interview with Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor *this last month* or so critiquing them calling Trump a fascist

Smoltz just admitted to not knowing who was hitting. In a World Series game.

*art*

Hell fuckin yeah

There’s no way that’s his name

Who could’ve predicted that such an attention-seeking narcissist could be incredibly thin-skinned and insecure. It’s not like the two things are related, are they?

I dunno who is coaching Michigan but he really seems to be a moron

I feel insane seeing stuff like this about Watson out in the wild. Setting aside *waves hands around* literally everything…he’s been below average at best!

Saw a cool Japanese baseball hashtag that was all majestic home runs. Posting the coolest one I saw

Imagine rushing to print this article because the US government told you to

This is a fun way to find out that Selig is still alive

Hmmm I don’t think Varlamov has it tonight

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

Just get a hotel room lol

FUCK EA my god these assholes suck

I have greatly enjoyed watching America feel the same things I have felt about Vivek Ramaswamy since the fall of 2003

In the past week or so, James Dolan and his companies have: * Given $3M in a single day to a MAGA, pro-surveillance gubernatorial candidate; * Used a Knicks pre-season game as a fundraiser for said candidate; * Tried to get NYC's business leaders to hand over their political donations to Dolan.

The word “mensch” gets used a lot but Brad is a real one, a real mensch. Good dude.

The IDF just detained the man who’s about to be elected US Congressman for NY’s 10th district, per his social media.

With the election looming, the GOP is calling in the big guns. Which means having a megachurch freak named Timmy dispatch an army of walleyed 23yo home-school casualties with YouTube diction to opposing candidates' rallies, where they will demand those candidates reject and denounce the WNBA.

How did you find out the young man’s identity, @wsj.com? hmm?

A real “hey it’s that guy” kind of guy. I’ll always remember him in the game Wing Commander IV. RIP Pliers!

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.