AltaKarl

real mask off here

broken earbuds method

Once more we enter the season of bandwagon-jumping ads. 'You'll be TERRIFIED by how cheap these socks are!' 'These deals will to make you rouse the dead from their graves and tell them to buy a sofa!' 'Order pizza or we'll fucking kill you with an axe!'

Paige doodle

Here's a quick hitomezashi pattern on paper for Desert Bus 2026 (@desertbus.org), because why not‽ :) #db20 #db2026

Y’all paid for a lightning bolt. Y’all get a mother bussing LIGHTNING BOLT ⚡️

“I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again.” More later, but my love for LOTR directly led to a Middle Earth invitation & I’m emotional.

A reminder for those at the back.

The chat's already in the house! The tyres have been kicked, the fires have been lit! The only thing we're missing is YOU! Desert Bus starts in 30 minutes! Get in here! desertbus.org

The @desertbus.org arrives early this year! And here's how the poster starts. Over the week I'll be drawing up stuff they do on stream and it can be purchased to help support the charity drive! Just 17 hours away: desertbus.org

Kinda figured someone would wander by and do this. It remains wild to me that with still slightly over 48 hours before we even START this years run, we have already matched what we made in year one.

Capybaras!!!!!! www.eyespark.net/festival-nac...

my favorite prom queen 👑 #carrie

ur either getting the midnight snack with me or against me

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

Sometimes I open twitter again and it’s like 4chan without the self respect.

tank or treat 2026 with Sonia dressed as Chell - no treats, only tricks (unless sorting papers with her is a treat for you). --- #ocsky #ocart #art #illustration

I am still very bad at remembering to share my blogposts here, but I am trying my best lmao 💀 Here is my newest post about a small detail in a game very few people think about anymore! Ranking Every Half-Life: Source Main Menu Background www.eyespark.net/hl1-source-b...

This but I want to be the artist who accidentally makes the dancing bread boy from Bioshock Infinite.

Our staff is hard at work on your divination! We will be with you momentarily.

#Deltarune #Flowery #Asgore

#Deltarune #Orange

Today in 2007, PORTAL: THE FLASH VERSION was posted to @newgrounds.com by ido and Hen7.

IT IS COMPLETE! Six years of stitching, and it's ready for @desertbus.org. I can't wait to see who wins this, and I hope we can raise a (house)boatload of cash! It's 20 years of Desert Bus, and I can't believe it! I started watching in 2010 and raised over $20K with my work. Absolutely insane.

I don't really know what to say other then DOMO ARIGATO

Mad Mad Mansion

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

i can't believe this is a legit and not-vandalized page

Just for fun, I thought I'd put here the final two pages of 'Galley Slave', a 1957 short story by Isaac Asimov. It may possibly have some relevance to certain social media posts about the desirability of having certain books written by AI. #AI #BookBluesky

AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

Me waking up on September 30th: ah what a lovely autumn day Me waking up on October 1st:

otherworld walkies #silenthill #silenthill3 #sh3

Mario Kart Tour is shutting down in a few days, and even though I only played it when it first came out I still have very fond memories of it, enough for me to write about it! www.eyespark.net/mario-kart-t...

Is Starbucks a morally upright company? No. But, to be fair, is the coffee nice? Also absolutely no.

Gordon let Chell borrow the HEV suit. --- #art #drawing #portal #halflife

Traveling together --- #art #drawing #portal #halflife

Samus & Kirby

🃏 TONIGHT! A new episode of Game Changer launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT! Featuring host Sam Reich, 23 players, and judges: 🦑 Maria Bamford 🦑 Kumail Nanjiani 🦑 Gianmarco Soresi

I know there’s no game characters in it, but I realized I had the makings of a casual closet cosplay to see Resident Evil tonight. 🧟‍♀️💉

Legoland, 2007: Boss: “Bad news, lads. The enormous lego model of the Eurostar terminal at Waterloo in lego London with little trains going to lego Paris has gone out of date.” Model railway guy: “On it…”

Pikachu has been to space ⚡ ESA just revealed the Pokémon secretly spent 67 days aboard the ISS

Just wrote a quick review about @flebpuzzles.bsky.social's new game that I really loved! www.eyespark.net/20msesm-revi...

Okay, it's out! store.steampowered.com/app/4428890/...

Let’s all just celebrate a very old, very goofy holiday, and all agree to ignore that this video now displays as “20y ago” on YouTube. Thank you. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day. 🏴‍☠️ youtu.be/RzkQC0e91Nc