Kageyama Satsuki

Kageyama Satsuki

@kagesatsuki.com

Tired grown-up wannabe || Keeper of chinchillas || Pronouns: any, idgaf || https://kagesatsuki.com Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***

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For those who don't know me; I am Kage. Just some old fossil who likes to draw, game and cook. Quit Twitter recently in hopes of less doom and gloom under fairer skies. Pleased to meet you. These are my two online avatars. And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D

Oh my god this video just reminds me to take my dang medication 🥀🥀🥀😭

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So I usually main WHM in #FFXIV PVP. Tried out PLD for a bit the other day WHM = Ranged. Able to keep your distance but people will dogpile you if you get caught slipping PLD = Melee. People will call their mothers all the way to fifth cousins from across half the map away to dogpile you on sight.

Me: So the singer of Linkin Park had passed away some time ago Roommate: Ye Me: Heard their song with a new lead singer. She is SUCH a good fit. It feels like LP is truly back even if she’s quite different R: *skeptical* *makes roommate listen to Heavy Is The Crown* R: Okay, yes. LP is back.

“JUST IN: Saudi Arabia announces plans to store crude oil in Singapore starting in 2027.” Well it’s been a good run, Singapore. Time to move before the USA declares labubus here weapons of mass destruction and shit.

Elderly office cleaning lady caught a whiff of my bento lunch Her: 哇好香啊! (That smells so good!) Me: 😄 H: 你己自煮的? (Cooked that yourself?) M: 是的 (Yes m’am) A: *👍👍s heartily* CHINESE AUNTY APPROVES 🥹

Me: There’s this Korean guy in multiple of these LoL videos. Who is he and why is he always depicted as a last boss? My LoL-player friend: *charging his 60-pg Faker lore document lasers*

Somehow Adobe decided to download the 2026 version of Photoshop without my consent and switch all my file associations to it. When I tried to draw stuff I noticed a lot of performance lag. Switched back to the 2024 version and no issues. Gdi Adobe why.

(Trying to teach my roommate how to cook) Roommate: I’m afraid of ruining my food. Is some brown okay? Me: Colour is flavour. Don’t think like a coloniser; the more colour you have the better and more interesting things will be. R: wa t

My roommate is of the old Asian school of thinking where they refuse to compliment anyone for anything for fear of inflicting the Curse of Complacency™. But today they complained about some restaurant’s aglio olio and said mine was far better. That’s a hell of a praise ✌️

Found Lil Guy sleeping like this oh my god what a silly chinchilla <3 (For those who don't know, his ears were constantly chewed up by his cagemate so I rehomed her shortly after taking them in)

Words have power. I remarked that the way a lady colleague wore her hair looked really lovely, and 3 months on she has styled it that way every day to the office.

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Saw a hot picture of someone from the opposite gender, immediately reminded myself I'd be bi if I were sexual at all, then realised what an odd train of thought that was and now am INCREDIBLY confused

Well, the internet can burn and stuff but at least I'll have my hobbies 🖋️ Current fountain pens on my desk from the top ✒️ Jinhao 95, F nib Pilot Kakuno, M nib TWSBI GO, B nib

Person: AI is helping humanity in so many ways! It's beneficial to us all Me: *grumpy old person face* Are we not all still working the same number of hours and days as before AI become mainstream, perhaps even more now? P: ? Yes..? M: Then it is not helping. P: 😶

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Realising that no matter how cringe the stories I’ve written (and kept private) are, they will still be leaps and bounds better than AI-generated slop ☕️

Any time life gets awkward I think of the time a distant aunt tried desperately to matchmake me with her child (MY COUSIN), at a relative's solemn wake, in front of my own mother, who later told me marriage between cousins twice removed was okay. ... Yeah nothing will ever top that.

Me: *offers A some soothing throat candy* A: Thanks, that’s a -sweet- gesture M: 🫩 A: ここに来てダジャレから逃げられるっと思ったのかい?-あまい-なッ! M: 💀

Pretty sure no one outside of Southeast Asia would know but for the last month or so pollution from Indonesian forest/peat fires have been affecting the region around. Been waking up with headaches and throat issues and my air purifier’s demanding overtime pay 😷