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He shall be given his mouth His heart shall not be taken from him He shall be vindicated by Thoth The journey of the ka of the great PHARAOH SCHMOWMOSE II (Big P, Little Man) Began April 11 2024

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado

HAPPY #INTERNATIONALCAPSLOCKDAY!!! WE HAVE PLENTY OF UPPERCASE TEXT ON SHIRTS TO GO AROUND. AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PUTTING THAT KEYBOARD BACK IN LOWERCASE UNTIL MIDNIGHT 🗣️📣 ‼️ Topa.to/EVERYTHING ‼️

New owl mug. Just listed. Surly.etsy.com A very serious owl in very serious Fall colors.

You know what doesn't get enough love? Horror short stories. From today through Halloween, I'll update this thread with Horror short story recommendations. Stuff you can read in a sitting while feeling like the shadows are watching.

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

GET IN LOSERS we’re gonna make sure there’s no life on Mars

Fixin to get WEIRD up in here tonight, people. Come through!

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Props to the ad agency: they nailed the "white person who plagiarises and steals credit using LLMs" look with 100% accuracy

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Iowa State, home of 'The Opposite of Rosa Parks':

EFF just won our lawsuit against the Office of Personnel Management for unlawfully disclosing personal information about federal employees to DOGE in violation of the 1974 privacy act!

To just spell it out, the Kickstarter for a MIWHT calendar (plus also stickers and prints) is going live on Thursday morning. There will be special pricing for the first 24 hours, so push on the 'notify me' thing. And tell everyone you know who wants good things to happen.

They DM'd us this 2 minutes before publishing their official statement

Another restock! Tsathoggua reproductions on maple wood veneer are back! There's a nice mix of different maple tones and markings in this batch. Here's a couple of them that caught my eye. xylographilia.etsy.com/listing/1582...

I'm keeping this special going for the time being. If you're interested in one of these send me a DM.

I worked with—and deeply admired—Helen for almost 30 years. She was hands down *the best source* about emerging infectious diseases that I've ever known. My first warning of COVID was when on Dec 28, 2019 she reposted a ProMED mail report of an atypical pneumonia cluster: "This doesn't look good."

A thing — if not exactly It — is happening... soon.

Wanna help me pack up native seeds for free distribution across Philly this winter? Join us tonight from 6:30-9pm at Sulimay's Restaurant! If you can't make it tonight, we're meeting again Nov 2nd and 16th RSVP here lu.ma/dgs

"There was a vague flavor of the sea — like this sushi roll had met a shrimp once in its travels but didn’t really recall much about it." folks, we sent our James Beard Award-winning food critic to review the Wawa sushi

He just fuck a lot.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

At some point in September I start glaring at the asters and think they are literally never going to bloom, this has all been a waste of time, and then all of a sudden it’s mid October and bam. There they go.

oh you made the computer sound like a guy? it can summarize answers really fast? well life-giving liquid just falls out of the sky and a delicious tomato can just appear magically out of dirt. id say "but your thing is cool too" but id be lying. your thing is dumb as fuck compared to a tomato

"are llms conscious" is not just a deeply stupid question it's a deeply uninteresting one

It’s funny when you ride a public transit route often enough to recognize when a trainee is driving

i can’t wait for Beatles: Rashomon

This is why I don’t think they’re going to do shit about this. They hate Ilhan, they don’t want to be seen as too sympathetic to her, and they’re going to attempt a tightrope where they let her get deported then say “look at how bad things are! Please donate more money.”

I bought the CD single specifically to have this video

As a goodwill gesture to MAGA folks, let’s tell them about the rabbits.

IN 120 MINUTES: When I was invited to a crab buffet, I had something different in mind MINDFUL WELLNESS L I V E Wednesdays 9PM Eastern With host @truehorror.bsky.social and our Heart’n’Soul @10000fleas.bsky.social At twitch.tv/MindfulWellness

In case any of my followers are planning attending the Dead Milkmen show on Friday here in Philadelphia at the Laurel Hill Cemetery - its been pushed to the next night - Saturday Oct. 17 due to the predicted weather.Just getting the word out.

Today I stumbled over https://calvinanddune.tumblr.com/ It adds "Dune" text fragments on Calvin & Hobbes cartoons. It's nice but what I didn't expect was: > Used with permission.

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

Detail from a recent dye. Daffodil and Jungle Red with Raven Black and/or Better Black. All dyes from Dhamra Trading Company 🫡

Smaller Pogues shirt. Available ⬇️

I got to meet Hendrix the corgi on his bedtime walk WINNING

So it's my birthday, and I'm currently the only one of three disabled trans people in my household who can work, but 16 months of being bedridden and ongoing chronic migraines have left us very broke. If you'd like to send a few dollars as a gift, that'd be very appreciated! ko-fi.com/fooneturing

🚨Action Alert 🚨 The City Hall hearing about the Academy of Natural Sciences is on Oct 26th. We’re asking supporters to call Councilmember Isaiah Thomas to ask him to ensure that the hearing takes place. Sample script in image two! ❤️🦖 #savetheacademy

Join us on Thursday at noon Eastern, right here on the internet, for a virtual rally to learn about the latest on the academy of natural sciences fiasco, and what YOU can do about it. We've got a killer lineup of speakers and more coming soon. Register here: us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...

The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

*looking at the worst post of my life* I must not post. Reactive posting is the mind-killer. Dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the Bad Take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the TL refreshes there shall be nothing. Only I remain.

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