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The bread is poisoned and the circus is too expensive.

i dont think software should have versions i think u should do it right the first time.... but thats just my opinion.....

"i wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy" why not. is ur worst enemy maybe kind of not so bad?? or perhaps u are just weak??

Scary stories to tell in the dark (yuri)

bobby tables is all grown up now and shes having crazy sex

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

so i noticed you are meowing because you want attention, yet you refuse to come over to where i, the attention provider, am??? explain that to me

It's made in LÖVE! And those are my factories at 10s, 15s, and 51s!

wdym "lmao". laugh your ass back on right now. the joke wasn't very funny there's no need for that

just put the fries in the bag bro. now put the bag on the ground bro. now hold my hand bro. now put your lips on mine bro. it will be okay,

guys ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an assassin

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

what’s that? you wanna hear about my clowngirl alter ego? oh, you mean my funsona

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live

born to play video game forced to see gamer discourse online

Relatable

important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise

Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability lyra.horse/blog/2025/12... "CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"

even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.

Everyone says you can't tune a fish but that's due to the inherent microtonal nature of saltwater inhabitants. If you're willing to forgo 12-tet it's actually quite easy. This is why bass fish are fans of Bobby McFerrin, the jazziness is in their DNA

as part of our conservation program we are giving 12-gauge shotguns to all clouded leopards in our wildlife reserve. we’d like to remind our visitors “good luck, lmao”

kids these days are such wimps. when i was your age the child mortality rate was much higher

I think it is so cool and fun where you literally have to own a Mac to build an iOS app. God forbid I make a fun little thing with friends without first laying down 3k for the newest fruit product

Every time I see a Microsoft 365 Copilot advert I am SO glad I don’t have the kind of life that would need me to use Microsoft 365 Copilot…

bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"

C++ is for little worms

Not a hair out of place with the upcoming Operator & Drifter Remaster coming with The Old Peace update this December!

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter

computing really changed for the worse when we scaled up from gigglebytes to terrorbytes

I’m sorry for calling it a Severance (2022) reference when you switched who was fronting in the elevator. but in my defense,

getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun

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Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated

Video games put terrible ideas in the heads of young people, like if you dedicate yourself to overthrowing a gilded despot, hot witches will want to take lots of baths with you.

@spicymancer.bsky.social your Tumblr is deactivated??

Who up yingin they yang rn