Joshua Cloud

#ReleaseIt We have a right to know.

My real question is "what do you do after the official results are in and, surprise!, Rs win by a 50 point margin everywhere?"

Got my @azpeacemakers.bsky.social playing by the campfire with a tequila in my hand. Here's to life!

The Other Guys is STILL the undisputed best comedy in the past 30 years. I will die on this hill.

JFC @ms.now... He flat out said in 2024 "vote this time and you'll never have to vote again" SCOTUS thing is kind of meaningless. Lawful, unlawful - they will just DO IT.

I hate that @ms.now producers make a premier journalist such as @velshi.com work the tactical board. It's an important job, and @stevekornacki.bluesky.bot was the GOAT, but the value Velshi brings is in an arena entirely outside this. Find a new, camera friendly data wonk and focus the talent.

@alivitali.bsky.social I gotta ask... When do you actually get any sleep?

Want to make $219,000 an hour? That's the average hourly income of each person criminally charged for acts on January 6th. $1,776,000,000 divided by 1,583 people divided by the 307 minutes between the first charged crime and when the Capitol was cleared. Make it make sense.

@ms.now JFC... He WANTS an attack... Great way to suspend elections

"Hey here's my movie pitch. A guy who pretends to be a gamer for attention.. But he also actively tries to pay people to have his kids.. Oh and he's responsible for almost a million deaths.. Oh and he's a trillionaire.." "Security!"

Damn, @velshi.com. Well written, great delivery, very moving. We all needed to hear this message.

I let AI do everything at my job for me, but I do it with my coworker's password so we good.

Lol. Paxton winning is a perfect example of short term gain, long term pain. No strategic political plan.

I used to make fun of people who saw Jesus in their soup, but I think I see Trump on a piece of toast.

I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert

@colbertlateshow.bsky.social Found your new studio.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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I think we can all agree that the REAL question we should be asking today is "Where is Shelly Miscavige?"

Quick poll. Which will end first? 1. Late Night with Stephen Colbert 2. The United States of America.

Taco Tuesday as well

If they're smart, they just keep on going

Remember: Trump likes people who don't get captured.

Today's Wordle was Refreshing. @azpeacemakers.bsky.social

I have a joke about AI — which shows how wonderful you are in 3 ways: • it showcases your creativity • it is topical • it's ironically not written by AI. Would you like me to post this to Bluesky in the hopes it gets you some attention? Just say the word!

@chrislhayes.bsky.social man please have your producers ping me. So much is missing the mark right now. My expertise in cyber security is incredibly relevant, even if it seems like it wouldn't be. I can give a fresh perspective on these tactics and the meaning behind them. Hope to hear from you.

This Leavitt speech will not age well.

Lord of the Files

That's how we do it in Joisey

Gravity is simply a entropic byproduct of quantum entanglement. There. I said what we were all thinking.

Top 5 picks for SOtU response (no order): AOC Gov Tim Walz Pete Buttigieg Rep Omar BARACK OBAMA You? #sotu

Big Abigail fan but why is everyone gaslighting that this was something monumental? This was a leftist layup, slam dunk opportunity and we got milk toast messaging. Not any hate on her personally. But she didn't have to agree with this messaging.

I dunno. The dem response should really just be me going "brah you kidding me?.really?you think this boy smart enough to run a paper route let alone a country? Do you honestly think he could do your job better with even 6 months of training?"

I dunno, folks, I mean.. He SAID he was exonerated. Should be good enough for everyone, right?

BREAKING: The FBI releases images that it says were recovered from surveillance video at Nancy Guthrie's house. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/45VVQ4e

VERIZON "Yeah, we still haven't fixed that Internet outage, but here's an invoice."

We should NEVER forget: On August 28, 2014... Obama held a live press conference in which he discussed... Islamic State (ISIS)... he wore a tan suit. It received considerable attention, with whether it was appropriate for the subject matter of terrorism... (Credit: Wikipedia)

Curious how long before ICE rolls out the "Squid Game" policy where agents mask up to each other so they're essentially anonymous and no one can definitively identify any law breakers.

They fucking sold his phone