John Urquhart

America is falling in love with The Human Printer.

Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour

Might try this pickle soaked in extreme sour blue raspberry brine.

The Odyssey: Athena helps Odysseus fight Cyclops in a story by Homer. Real Life: “Ate-ena” restaurant, felt odd, see it’s Cyclospora, and went Homer to the toilet!

Why is the caps lock button so big on the keyboard? It gets twice the real estate as control, option, and command. Gimme a break!

Holes

If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be at the 5-million-year-old whale necropolis

When the embalming fluid hits

I was inspired by our First Lady's words on AI. "Keep using artificial intelligence as a muse to open new pathways." ❤️

SpaceX? No thanks, I’ll be investing in SpaceK

He had a good run. RIP.

Anyone know if Trump woke up this morning? Passed in his sleep?

Any updates on Trump’s cardiovascular health?

Jim needs support. Help if you can.

Fight Club, Braveheart, Avengers: Endgame, The Hangover

Skeletons shouldn’t have pumpkin heads or be orange. That makes zero sense.

At least John Fetterman was smart enough to preemptively cover up all his tattoos for NIN, Deftones, 311, Pennywise, System of a Down, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Toadies, and Alien Ant Farm.

I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up.

Tired: Quiet laughter Wired: Melodic laughter

They were still running the scam despite my family grieving. 😞

If I could time travel I’d go back to an old west frontier town and open a perverted anime figurine shop next to the saloon. A cacophony of vocaloid mewling would blight the town. In confused horror the cowboys would shoot blindly at me, the tatters of body pillows fluttering poignantly in the dust.

The spotted lanternflies know they won the war, and it shows.

Ralph Fiennes in pre-production for Conclave 2

No thank you

If you respond to spam text messages like this, they usually stop bothering you

I think if we can find just a few more examples of MAGA Republicans being hypocrites, we’ll finally have ‘em!!! 💪

@joshfjelstad.bsky.social I’m your first follower. Excited to see where this goes.

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

Been thinking about this for more than a year; finally put it into words here. Kinda drawing together threads around Josh Kline, Skibidi Toilet, Lasagna Cat, M3gan, Pepe the Frog, 'Brave New World,' Ghostbusters, $TrumpCoin into some kind of theory... news.artnet.com/art-world-ar...

We are a bunch of weird people.

Antifa is currently offering a limited time Friends and Family Plan. Three month free trial then $7.99/mo for a full year. Code: FAMILY

The good thing about all of this is the lasting good will Democrats are earning from Republicans by treating Trump with warmth and kindness. ❤️🤗 I’m excited for them to reciprocate 😌

Ryan Seacrest took over for Pat Sajak on Wheel Took over for Dick Clark on NYE Took over for Casey Kasem on Top 40 Took over for Regis on Live! With Regis and Kelly WAKE UP, AMERICA!!! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!

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The only way we can stay out of our filter bubbles is to generate ad revenue for the billionaire white supremacist who is part of the Trump administration.

Bluesky is a nice place to relax with your friends.

Right on, neighbor.

All my old friends coming over from Twitter <3

Welcome, new followers!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this

This place needs to get a lot funnier.

@ktreated.bsky.social welcome to Bluesky! Let’s make things happen

What are your all’s thoughts on Twitter?

An unspoken rule of Bluesky is you’re locked into a dom/sub relationship with whoever gave you an invite code.

Welcome, new followers. A thing you should probably know about me: I’m a microinfluencer.

Maybe the real rate limit we exceeded were the friends we made along the way.