John

Colbert / Kimmel 2028

Here's an easy one Epstein's friend, who knew he "likes them young," who bragged about walking in on naked Miss Teen USA contestants, who bragged about grabbing women, who often makes sexual comments about his daughter, and who was found liable of sexual abuse, won't release the Epstein files. Why?

Stay woke

No Kings protest, Kansas City

Hit the streets tomorrow. Be nonviolent. Be joyfully defiant. Be defiantly joyful. Ridicule him. Condemn fascism. Oppose I.C.E. Affirm diversity. Embody America. Love your neighbor. Refuse to be intimidated. Be safe. Be loud. Be encouraged. #NoKingsDay

Americans come in a variety of colors.

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The federal government attacked LA, kidnapping people without warrants. They've now sent in the National Guard and Marines, an escalation by the aggressor. Nationwide peaceful protests are coming June 14th. Join me and stand against fascism.

Tell me something amazing.

Jeep ducking is a weird and wonderful practice. Makes me wish I owned a Jeep.

"Home-growns are next." Holy shit!

I'm a dissident and I will not be silent.

Ignoring a court order in order to send to people to a foreign prison without trial is surely a "high crime."

I'm not a doctor (notably, RFK Jr. isn't either) but I think the safety of the ingredients in our food is completely unrelated to RFK Jr.'s ability to pronounce them.

He's here legally and is accused of no crime.

I just bought an SUV from the little mom and pop car shop on the corner. They get their transmissions from the transmission farm down the road and their batteries are pooped by the family dog. I sang myself a radio and installed it in the dash. Got a great deal. No tariffs on Dreamland!

My apologies for the actions of the Oompa Loompa Supreme. Though I did not vote the the Glowtato, we have a representative system, and what he does, he does in the name of the American people. I'm deeply ashamed and intend to remedy the situation posthaste.

The President of the United States used to also have another lofty title, leader of the free world. Not many people see Trump that way.

So, we cut back on all the programs to keep planes from crashing and help people who need it and in exchange we get a budget that increases the deficit?

There are protests across the country. They deserve more media attention.

🎶 "Blue skies smilin' at me Nothin' but blue skies do I see" 🎶

I'd like to think I would've been someone who would smuggle people through the underground railroad. I'd like to think that I would've been one who would hide people from the Nazis. So I will not tell ICE where to find someone.

Internment camps, again. Warrantless. Without trail. Again! Because people wanted cheaper eggs and they didn't even get that!

1 week in: Law&Order POTUS pardoned violent criminals Peace POTUS threatened allies Swamp drainer fires IGs Left Paris Climate Accord, WHO Blackmailed CA Ended birthright citizenship(overturned) Started deportation of productive immigrants Froze funding for Ukraine, medical research Not going well

Every election.

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

Boldly traveling into an unknown future at 1 minute per minute.

This is the religious right. Playing the victim because someone asked for mercy.

A constitutional amendment cannot be undone via executive order.

"The President... ...shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors." I'm unsure about my position on the TikTok ban, but Trump's change in position is clearly the result of bribery. Impeachment and removal now.

A prediction; in two years Democrats will take back the House and Senate. During their term, Trump will be impeached a third time. This time for obvious bribery.

Efficiency is about getting more bang for the buck. What Musk has been proposing is not efficiency, it's just doing less.

If Trump wants Canada to join the union, we should show that we're open to expansion by granting statehood to Puerto Rico.

Abortion clinics in Missouri are reopening today, because Missouri voters retook their reproductive rights in the last election. They also elected people who want to take those rights away again.

Bleeding Heart Liberal: a person who cares about other people Woke: awake and aware of injustice PC: treating people with respect You honor me with your insults.

My beautiful birds were x-ed out, but it's wonderful to see the big sky of blue!