Joe Barton

November 5th…

Hey we’re back

First half hour yesterday was the best football I’ve seen at the stadium for ages. Same people who didn’t have the mental fortitude for a relegation scrap don’t have it for a transitional season. It’s not there yet but at some point it’ll click and we’ll be fine #COYS

Been told to stick with the Bayeux Tapestry, as it gets good about four yards in.

Tacticos might disagree but I think Spurs should sign these players I bought on Fifa who helped me get into the Champions league with Leyton Orient: Christian Bassogog Nicolo Pissili Joaquin Panichelli Louis Munteanu Ola Aina We have until tomorrow evening lets go @tottenhamhotspur.com

Savioooooo

I stand by this. Loads of you folded like cheap deckchairs after 15 minutes, digging out players who are not near our best team and negging the rest. It would have been deafening to hear the beeps as you reversed if Mikey Moore had put away even one of the 3 absolute sitters we carved out for him.

Gosh, feels like only last season Arsenal were desperately trying to renew his contract…

Wow , just saw a 4 star review of the ADHD Myth ? Documentary in The Guardian - on so many levels it failed as a proper investigative documentary and yet…? It is hard not to despair at just how terrible our journalism is in this country - Relentless damaging mediocrity

Finally watched Miller’s Crossing and enjoyed it but was waiting for the big twist I had heard was coming that Gabriel Byrne has been dead the whole time and everything is a dream and then that twist never came and I realised I’d been confusing it with Jacob’s Ladder my entire life

One day a filmmaker will make something not absolutely dog-shit terrible rip out your own eyes bad with AI but that day is not today and that filmmaker is not Neil Blomkamp

Leo Paredes the Boca Juniors midfielder?

Well. This will make Argentina rethink their all-out attacking approach…

That is instantly one of my favourite red cards in football history

Im glad Djed Spence didn’t have to watch this

Maybe the players saw the assistant manager crying in the half time interview and decided to make him look silly

Arsenal players bottling it against French opposition again I fear 😔

Martin Keown now in his own personal hell having to say nice things about Morgan Rogers

Imagine the series of life choices that lead you to be fully dressed as a Knights Templar at an England sporting event

Digging my son out for getting a bad mark in his film studies mocks and he starts bringing up my Rotten Tomatoes page

The Assassination of My Relatively Good Mood by the Coward Thomas Tuchel.

Massive gamble by the manager to put him up against the greatest player that ever lived. But, he’s their captain, so I guess Scaloni has got to pick him.

Referee looks a lot like Trossard. Think that’s getting in Odegaard’s head. We need to use that

Hearing Chris Nolan has made a sequel to this??

For the Egyptians to be undone by VAR, a word that is literally full of pyramids, must feel particularly painful

I don’t know how a country comes back from being mugged off like this

Hang it in the Musée Magritte.

When a game goes to extra time ITV should just cut it off. We had a Poirot re-run scheduled and we’re sticking with it.

I'm shocked to see the black, muslim (Spurs) player become the scapegoat amongst many corners of England's support and media, truly I am...

Arsenal fans will really watch that whole Madueke performance and still bore on about Spence. Makes you think! 😔

For her

This thing about Spence being shit - like, he hasn’t been? But people think he has? Once again a black man with some attitude isn’t what people like, is it. Unconscious bias is so real.

Danny Murphys cat didnt get killed for this

This has been one long apology from Declan Rice to the Republic of Ireland

Joe Hart’s hair transplant has cursed us

Do people think that because Tottenham had two bad seasons we just… lost all our money? We’re not letting Beyoncé play in our stadium for free babe

Wore a replica England shirt for the Ghana match. Let me tell you, that is NOT a breathable fabric. 100% polyester? In this weather? Forget about it. I don't know how all the Arsenal fans do it every day

Starmer is a start but I won’t be happy until every arsenal fan in the country loses their job

Luka Vušković looking like a bright young prospect who could use a season long loan to, say, Brighton and Hove Albion

She just rocks, there's nothing else to say really