Joe Auerbach

If you're a radical leftist, a progressive, a liberal, or even just a plain old Democrat, I'm probably on board with your politics. But in this political climate, that shit doesn't matter because we're not even in the ballpark. So until the room changes a LOT, I'm focusing on other shit.

If you've been watching FoodTubers for years, you actually don't need to ask if we're in a recession. Because everybody knows that pre-covid the whole algorithm was A5 wagyu beef. And now it's ways to stretch out your dollar store ground beef with beans and wood chips.

I hate when your phone gets so old that it develops taste. And it's like, "This charger? No, I'm way too good for this charger. There's really only like 2 chargers that work for me and to be honest one is a pity charger." Like, damn, look, I'm glad you have standards, but you also need power.

For real, this is amazing. Go check it out for your games. thaumaturgy.app

I'm caught up on @criticalrole.bsky.social and I feel for @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social because every ST has had that experience of looking at your players and saying "A loaf of bread, a stick of butter, and a container of milk" and they skip off like ... a loaf of milk, a stick of bread...

We've got a week left. Let's handle our business.

We saw Wildwood. Run don't walk. I'll have a lot more to say about it later. But for now, a perfect movie. 11/10.

Anyone who says, "there's no smoke without fire" has clearly never tried to start a fire. There's shit tons of smoke without fire.

I legitimately get emotional thinking about Voyager 1. It's simply amazing that it's still out there doing its job. At like 28,000 mph. Just 50 times the speed of sound. No big deal.

@joeauerbach.bsky.social got me my very own copy of #HouseOfLeaves. I finally sat down with it for a decent swath of time to dig into the Navidson Record. This is the first time I've written notes for myself in the margins and white spaces. Very early in the journey but loving it. #booksky

This morning in music lessons with my children, I played the 1969 version of this song followed by the 2000 version of this song. Both sides now by Joni Mitchell. Same song, same artist, same lyrics, 30 years later, and it's a completely different song. music.youtube.com/watch?v=7cBf...

I've taken a lot of turtle pics while snorkeling - and occasionally I've gotten 4 or more in the same shot... but never with this kind of lighting. Only really possible when the sun is first rising. (Also cool because nobody else is out there). #turtles #honu #photography #marinelife #nokings #maui

Evening of doodling

that's our boy.

OMGs, it finally happened. I have a true bi-weekly meeting. It happens every other week, twice a week.

Today is my birthday and I'd love if people would share my artwork 🥰🖤

Every year I wish there were some button I could press that says "I already voted" so people would stop sending ads and texts.

every group of people has names that are good and names that are shit. My draw steel game is no exception. Good elf names: Screaming Falls, breathing mist Great Gust, a doe flees Shit elf names: Chittering brush, dancing green Shittest elf name: Child fart, laughter dances

It is done. My magnum opus. My legacy.

I was probably 25 or 30 years old when I realized that the guy in Lady in Red is dancing with her "cheek to cheek". I was pretty sure he said chuggity chug or something.

[Spiderman 2] Peter: finishes a ten step quest to honor the memory of his aunt, his best friend, and his best friend's mother. Harry hologram: Hey, I made you a new spiderman suit to represent all your hard work and our friendship. Me: Wow. This is .... just the ugliest suit ever.

this is so perfect, so pure

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