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It’s always rad when you see a photographer doing their thing at a show and then see the final product. It’s even cooler when you’re the band in the pictures. Huge shoutout to reclusivecreative on Instagram. These pics rule.

Leave it to Maff to hammer home how that women’s MITB match was CZW levels of sloppy and brutal.

But a toad’s got to have a mistress, doesn’t he?

Always a good day to watch the Snake ‘n’ Bacon pilot. Stinks that this is all we got, but at least the world was perfect for 11 minutes. youtu.be/iKULePVxyF4?...

"what was your biggest impact on the internet?"

I’m just happy that Claudio gets to be The Strongest Boy again. No one has ever felt as cool as Big Cee-sus killing seven dudes in a row, swinging a guy, and then powering through strikes as he holds that guy in a sharpshooter.

Track 10 of the Atari Teenage Riot album 60 Second Wipeout

This thread is nuts, and it doesn’t even mention that nascent AEW hired two wrestlers specifically to do librarian gimmicks (not as a team, a man and a woman separately billed as “The Librarian”) and had no plans for either of them.

I love being able to make real whatever dumb idea pops into my head. It’s like a superpower, except instead of making the world a better place I’m just being a dumbass. It’s *great*.

Of course Liz Lemon’s full name was Elizabeth Elemagon.

TWO HUMAN HORSES PERFORMING MIRACLES OF STRENGTH ON EACH OTHER UH HUH LET’S DO THAT

Like, I know Will’s not done with the championship yet but the thought that Ricochet **could** steal the win and leave with the belt is crazybones. My heart wants the Speedy miracle, and Take or Okada on top would be rad, but Rico? That’s the wild swing. That’s pure chaos. I want it.

“This app I got an ad for looks fun, but it feels like it might be AI. I wonder if there’s a way to tell if they… … …huh.”

Why did Greg “The Hammer” Valentine come out to Jericho’s music? #AEWCollision #GotEm 🤼‍♂️

I could never live in England because saying the word ‘crisps’ takes like a second and a half for one syllable and it drives me bonks.

[extremely Lori Baker Buckets voice] wow

I really hope Tom makes enough of these Duckborne comics that one day we get a fat phone book of an omnibus with a gorgeous embossed hardcover. Until then, this is a good place to start.

There’s a very good, very short They Might Be Giants song about this that I think about quite often. youtu.be/FSbEOZY7k20?...

🎶I’VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION’S COWBELL AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION’S COWBELL AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL🎶

“I’m not gonna spread for no roses” “I had the pear dream again” “Fattening up our tapeworms” I don’t remember as many sketches as I’d like, but the ones I’ve kept close to my heart did powerful work on my brain when I was young.

Yes, ad, I would like to give Cop Jay Leno a gun from the gun vending machine.

It's the first day of October, which means it's time for everyone's least favorite meme! #deuandrasky

Happy bisexual visibility day, or as I call it, AEW Dynamite

You’re either pro fascism or anti fascism. If you think you’re neither, guess what bud? … (It’s that you’re allowing the creeping spread of fascism and have ended up supporting that side through your inaction. Don’t think I have to explain it, but the internet can be dumb sometimes.)

Aw crap. I’m never getting around to The Wolverine. The demo for this game scratched my Number Go Up itch so powerfully that I played through it multiple times. So simple but so good, and I can’t wait to see the rest of it!

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