james f. bread 🍞⁴🏴

We're all just fish that failed to turn into crabs.

The only place an Almond Joy should be is in the trash.

I did eventually put Megacles back together. It's still too hot for October

Newson has already sold out the providers of women’s health care and trans care. He’s officially agreed to hand them over to states run by right-wing extremists www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha! What a dork. You gotta get one of them nonslip mats, my guy. Well. Not anymore.

Bro I give so many fucks. It's a real problem.

I'm a simple man. I like little bikes. They're adorable.

I saw this post and then immediately thought of this car.

Do you think someone will make a Death of Trump movie? They'd have to, right?

According to this, the majority of people didn't get a say on where this bus is going. The two voting against the cliff just want to smash into a wall so idk what we're doing here.

You totally can put toothpaste back in the tube. Don't let these defeatists dissuade you or convince you that you can't fight entropy or best the ocean in a knife fight.

I think it's very funny that Killer Mike is so upset about FD's reading of him

It took me entirely too long to realize that I can just use boxes as Jack stands for the bike and wheel respectively. 😆🫠

Oohh.. white liberals. But we're supposed to build solidarity with you. Only if it's on your terms, though. We're just a disposable means to an end that's not going to make you safe

I think an important thing to remember is that better doesn't necessarily mean good. I'm a ray of sunshine, but it's hot and there's no shade.

Who is your favorite historical figure? I wanna learn more stuff about historical figures.

How do you think the movie Taken would've gone in today times? I don't think it happens. Now how would they make it happen? I would hope it would be in a very stupid roundabout way.

Got sad for a minute. But then I remembered all the fine people at Yum! Brands working hard every day to bring me new flavor experiences

"you just can't beat the high of working out" Idk, man. Have you ever tried morphine?

Speaking of Hot Wheels

Elisabeth Moss is a Scientologist. 1 of approx. 40k

Today. I will try to be positive in all my posts. I'm not gonna try all that hard, but I will try. Puppies are pretty cute, right?

Nintendo Switch 2 just got jailbroken! Hahahahahahahaha hahaha *inhales deeply and loudly* hahahahahaaha Fuck them.

Rule temporarily suspended while cops learn a valuable and hilarious lesson

So this is how that comic ends.

I need to read more.

I have a Doodlebug. I don't know what to name her yet. She's gonna be so cute! 🥰

Ownership laws are made and enforced by the same people (and families) who murdered to take those resources in the first place. There is no rational justification for possessing more natural resources than anyone else. There is only violence.

"If you eat enough ass and if you suck enough dick, one day, you could sell drugs." -John Mulaney

"Certainly, if you think about things before you do them; it would help you."

About that Black lady that got kicked out of Ken Paxton's whatever. I'm looking at her hair. She has to be in community with Black people. My head canon is that people warned her a lot and just gave up.

White liberals on here showing why they lose real loud. Hey, dumb-dumbs. You tried to court centrists and slightly right leaning people last time. Did it work? Cuz it looks like you're trying to do it again to make sure.

NO. Y'all motherfuckers need to turn out. This is not on them. Stop expecting them to save you when all you do is throw them under the bus. This is on white people or do you all not know how math works?

Can we send them to the bottom of the ocean to see what happen? It's supposed to be really wild as fuck.

Hahaha do you?

Do as I do. Not as I say, because I say a lot of dumb shit. Don't think about it too much.

Guys, I got my Doodlebug frame! I didn't say anything yesterday in case I jinxed myself again. It's a good thing that guy flaked, it turned out.

"I just like fighting 😊" -Luffy

Does anyone know of any books on the history of the development of maps? I do love a good map.

I like beans. I like black eyed peas. Black eyed peas and rice with little bits of turkey neck in there would be very good. I should ask my dad to teach me how he makes it.