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This would be an interesting choice

The hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie

We've rolled further on down the track…

The mainstream media should be shouting from the rooftops that this nightmare could happen to literally anyone. The Sword of Damocles hangs above each of us.

I'm gonna go with "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield. Seems more fitting a song today than it was in 1967!

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Share a GIF from a HORROR tv series.

my uber is here

Well, we all know what can happen…

The Al Capone of birds.

This is a tough one, I love a lot of classical works, and narrowing it down to one is pretty much impossible, but for the sake of the prompt I'll go with Eine kleine Nachtmusik. The version on the Amadeus soundtrack, played on period instruments with period-accurate tuning, is a particular favorite.

Yes!

Shortest job? I worked at a Brand Names store for maybe two days before they fired me for being too out-of-shape to quickly run around the back room retrieving merchandise for the orders out front. When the manager told me I was, like, "Yeah, this isn't the job for me."

Hey mutuals.... I need some advice. I need to make some funds. So, I should probably do energency commissions or something. Problem is idk what to price any art I do at. Help? 👉👈😭

Ten years ago a millennial would be, like, "Oh, man, I loved SWAT Kats when I was a kid, ha ha, I'm so old!" and I would be, like, "Ha, i grew up watching Sid & Marty Krofft shows, you're not that old…" Now, I'm, like, "Yeah, you're gettin' old, pull up a rocker."

Look, if we regulate guns every time there’s a shooting in an elementary school it's just going to make it harder for the next elementary school shooter.

Might need this one printed on a t-shirt

I hate that whenever I encounter an interesting-looking musical artist on TitTok I have to scroll through their page to see if they use A.I. slop for anything, be it their music or visual accompaniment. And I *really* hate it when they do.

Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob shut down the old Choco Taco factory. So when Pete Hegseth promised to let them livestream an execution, they finally had something to cheer about. But then President Trump took it all way.

Ah, well, then.

Something I just saw in the news reminded me of one of my favorite This Modern World strips by @tomtomorrow.bsky.social (from Dec. of 2022), still pretty relevant today, although it seems as though in these post-Epstein-coverup days Republicans no longer consider "groomer" or a "pedo" to be insults.

Kind of amazing to me that we're debating whether a chatbot has consciousness while being ruled over by a government run by men who deny the personhood of anything that isn't a wealthy white man or a fetus.

Ah, maybe even before the midterms.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

But not from Eccentrica Galumbit's bedroom…

I had to think about this and it suddenly occurred to me that it was almost certainly Pink Floyd.

Re-post. This GOP attack ad is in heavy rotation during NFL games. TERF Soren Aldaco says Ohio's Sherrod Brown "supports sex changes for minors, irreversible surgery on kids like me.” 1. Aldaco has never lived in Ohio. 2. She had her surgery in Texas. So blame them. 3. She was 19, not a "kid."

Ruin a book by adding a word… All Quiet on the Western Front Bumper

*sigh* They didn’t just write the code. They trained the agents on data pertaining to what they did and TOLD THEM TO DO IT. The “rogue” and “we can’t control this” shit is PR hype. I need Journalists to stop being the most credulous marks on the planet.

Age yourself with a childhood crush. She's 83 and still awesome.

Boo to all those companies.

Oh come on. 😝

The month ends with adorable kids dressed as characters I've seen only in memes holding out bags for me to drop candy into, so in that way it does go out on a high note.

I legitimately laughed out loud at this one.

I'll say it again, this @viennateng.bsky.social song is way more true now than it was in 2013! This page has the song and the lyrics…

Every day I read a dozen things so grotesque, so depraved, that i could never again trust or respect anyone supporting it. But even in a crowded field this stands out. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/u...

Looks like Microsoft didn't cut a big enough check…