Jim 🔥

Remember.

I was supposed to have a meeting in room 403 today … but they wouldn’t let me in. 🤓 😆 🫣

If the Americans are so keen on bringing back the firing squad... ... how is it that they haven't tied Comrade Trvmp to a post for treason?

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Fucking hell people ... who voted for Black Mirror?

Mr President, during your 2024 campaign, what attracted you to the oil lobbyist with the $1bn in his back pocket? Was it his tight ass?

Fiddling the books while Rome burns... There's nothing more revealing than the desperate acts of a dying power... but the brazen, spineless corruption is too depressing to contemplate. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/27/u...

The State of Union in 20 seconds 👇👇

The full Vanity Fair article about the Kushner hack is attached. How it’s not being reported widely shows how compromised the media truly are. Apologies for no alt text - it’s too long to transcribe. Continued 👇

The literally invented MATHS AND LANGUAGE you utter cretin. 🤬

So ... if the Republicans lose the House and the Senate ... ... does that make Trump a Lame Duck ... 🦆 ... or a Duck a l'Orange? 🍊

Agonising, meticulous, original human creativity is not dead folks. Go see! 🍿

Solar has overtaken nuclear. A decade ago it supplied 1% of the world's power. In 2025 it met three quarters of global demand growth. Almost nobody saw it coming. I spoke to Jocelyn Timperley at BBC Future about why. www.bbc.co.uk/future/artic...

Why are they chanting “U S A” … can they not spell “R U S S I A” ..?

Third star to the right and on till morning …

RIP you absolute legend. 🖖

Bluesky has four kinds of users ... 🦋

Bug … our feature?

The price difference between a “Himalayan Rock Salt” candle holder … and a pony’s salt lick … is illustrative of everything that’s wrong with modern society. Am I wrong?

I swam the deserted fjords of 🇴🇲 Oman … I walked the deserts of 🇪🇬 Egypt … … but at no point did I have such shitty phone signal as basically anywhere in 🇬🇧 Somerset. 🤬 🤬 🤦‍♂️

🍿 My review of Social Reckoning ... for anyone who cares.

Are we now naming storms because they're getting worse ... or because it sells more newspapers?

Why does the Met Office insist on showing only % of rain? A 95% chance of 1mm ≠ a 50% of 20mm ffs. The % is basically meaningless, in an real sense of understanding the impact risk of a storm.

Sometimes it is that simple.

When Tucker Carlson watches Star Wars … is he rooting for the Empire?

The whole Alaska thing is basically Republicans upset because they think their voters are too thick to tick the right box? #AmIWrong?

Using sunshine, wind & water **IS** energy independent you absolute tool. What you mean is you don't want CUSTOMERS to be energy independent ... ... so why not say that! FFS.

Weird that the AfD gets support from both Putin ... on one side ... and Musk ... on the ... oh, wait. I get it now.

War is a great distraction against tackling climate change. #justsayin ...

Truth. Happy Sunday. ✊

Elon Musk Just what an incredible fall from grace… From innovative, eco-conscious, cool nerd… 
To depraved, entitled, evil, war-mongering, self-radicalised fuckwit.

Six months drought, too severe flood warnings without passing GO! Yay, big oil! Welcome to the 21st century. What a clusterfuck.

In that case why don’t we just let Elon decide the elections … oh wait.

Legally zero surprises. None. Whatsoever.

Let’s eradicate our life support systems – that’ll teach the liberals! It's not just about giving destructive industries what they want, important as this is. The likes of Trump and Bolsonaro will kill the planet out of a vengeful desire to hurt. My column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Elon Musk boosted the lie that James Talarico stayed at a mental hospital. Meta suspended No Kings’ Instagram account during nationwide actions. Staff at the Ellison-owned CBS News were reportedly told to tie Abdul El-Sayed to the Muslim Brotherhood and 9/11. Democracy dies in billionaire hands.

all your evening spent patching php are belong to us

"With a seeming flick of a switch, Musk has the power to alter the course of a deadly conflict. " Nobody should have that kind of power www.wsj.com/world/ukrain...

Foul, angry, misogynistic little man. Thank fuck he's not in charge of anyth... oh, wait. 🤦‍♂️

Robin Williams warning the US about Donald Trump and his links to underage girls in Miss America Pageants in 2012. Really should have listened.

Ha! Tuk you TwokTik.