jess

pleased to report that ownership of all my php has now been taken off my hands

the important thing to remember about the two critical vulnerabilities coming out today is that "4" is bouba; "PHP RCE" is kiki

demanding the pope give up on dualism and believe in physicalism is a grade A "what is it exactly you think this guys job is" selfown

eric "hawkeye" schmitt

i am coming to terms with the fact that there will be no electoral consequences for being evil fuckfaces, but there may be electoral consequences for being obscenely stupid

the thing about hellthread is that it was so great that people actually made stickers for hellthread. the other thing about hellthread was that the window of greatness was so short that by the time the stickers arrived, they were just kinda embarrassing.

rocky rococo's basilisk

poasting from the Tall Plane

Gabby yelling "For the gays!" postgame (h/t @saraziegler.bsky.social)

giggling at the mental image of Elon Musk having a Russ-Hannigan-on-Silicon-Valley-style meltdown at losing his fourth comma

it would be nice if no trillionaires existed :)

The most important response when anyone says that a toilet ban is “unenforceable”; “Assholes will be deputized” It will be enforced by violent rightwing men entering women’s toilets after anyone who “looks” trans. Cis & trans women will be assaulted in the ladies. This is a feature not a bug.

> looking at tech sector layoffs > ask the hr manager if the layoffs are from ai or from the end of zirp > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is ai replacement and what is zirp > she laughs and says "they’re good layoffs sir” > check the data > its zirp

We keep hearing folks rejecting the warning bells about the trans genocide, saying “it’s not like there’s gas chambers & ovens”. Aside from the reality that the Holocaust didn’t start w/ gas chambers & ovens, this comes from an ignorant understanding of what a genocide is. Let’s talk about it. 1/15

to be millennial is to be cringe

itt: elder millennials naming Gen X things

only today left to get your bids in! ofc you can still give money to folks in Minneapolis whenever you want, but this is the only time you can do it AND get an original stained glass panel from me (unless I do this again...?)

three days to go!

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

a meditation on the San Francisco 67

hey folks! Minneapolis/St. Paul continue to struggle with the economic fallout of the ICE occupation there, and we need to help them. I'm auctioning this piece of stained glass, titled Fuck ICE and designed/constructed during the occupation, to benefit those families.

the French sure have something going on with this "fourth republic", "fifth republic" thing. we're way behind them on this.

current high bid is only $300! You could own this piece of art and help your comrades at the same time!

rewriting the end of the great gatsby so it's the romance we all deserve

me n my wife

"hey welcome-is this your first job making pizza" "no, i spent six years training with a classic brick oven pizzaiolo in naples" "great..cool...now this one we call 'the volcano dipper'"

the 2019-2020 devacurl issues were actually the result of counterfeit stock in commingled inventory in Amazon warehouses before anyone realized that commingled inventory in Amazon warehouses was a thing

roku's basilisk: a being that,,,

the idea that the demand of affluent people for strangers’ children is in tension with child welfare protections is actually correct. But of course in Anglophone countries, where #adoption is about making people into parents, the conclusion is “so much the worse for child welfare protections.”

get this man a CSIRT to run

straight out of a civ i dialogue box

in glass I make that isn't an absurd crock of shit, here's something that came together last fall.

Look if Skynet becomes sentient and decides to wipe out 90% of humanity as a security baseline... I kinda get it, actually.

everyone talking about how "elected officials" and "the political elite" and "the media" bear responsibility for trump and have to get him out. no. you don't get it. we all bear responsibility for trump. that is the cost of democracy. every evil thing he does, we are responsible for.

ok but if you're opposed to American empire (as we all should be) this is incredible. truly just the shooting yourself in the dick for no reason of imperial decline.

two of the hardest things ever written are "face god and walk backwards into hell" and "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" one of them came from a tumblr shitpost and the other one came from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals the internet truly is a magical place