Giraffe Car!

I’m an hour late but the mummy stream is on now !!!!

Stay out of his woods and his lake, and leave his momma alone, and you'll be fine. If I ever found myself in the woods around Crystal Lake, I would let Jason carry me to the main road. The only reason I would be there is if someone chased me there...I feel Jason would understand that. #CrystalLake

Listening to 1979 gets more sour every time Billy has a new hot take. Here's the thing Billy, I was in college 1979 came out. Meanwhile your wife was a baby, but yes older women are the problem.

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jfc

anybody else just like... tired

itsss another really good episode of Finest... more bean discussion PLUS duvets, Essex and extremely creepy British PSAs (worth subbing to Full English tier to see this) www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

i am live with the second attempt at Nacho Hat twitch.tv/libtron

America's poor cops are so overworked they barely have time to beat their wives :(

Pamela Voorhees said, "Autoimmune disorders, NO, thank you, I'll get revenge and see you in HELL!" Personally, I agree that you SHOULD always stand up for yourself, but as we are not in the 70s, get some DBT/CBT therapy and take that nuclear vengeance down to just making your point. #CrystalLake

I have worked in psychiatry for 11 years, acute inpatient for the first 8, and...

Tesla has been having plenty of trouble with "regular car that works in a regular way" so if you get in one of these you fully deserve it when it inevitably explodes catastrophically and you get turned into the stuff they put into Churus

Pamela always stood on business when people hurt kids. Grace's mom was abusive; Pamela HANDLED her. Loving #CrystalLake

THE GRINK!!!!!!! See also, Oscar the GROUCH lookin ass!

Unlike the raid on John Bolton, the targeting of Omar has elicited zero condemnation from NYT, WSJ, and Washington Post.

IDF soldiers are illegally invading American shopping malls to scam old ladies and the mentally disabled with fraudulent spa charges of upwards of $50,000 a pop. I swear, if one more bad thing comes out about the IDF I'm gonna strongly reconsider my support. www.npr.org/2026/10/14/n...

Professor Ian Duncan: "I thought you had a bachelor's from Columbia?" Jeff Winger: "And now I have to get one from America." #Community #howisthisreallife

Some things are better left unopened. 🔥💀

📚 100 years ago today, Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends opened up a book to their enchanted Hundred Acre Wood. 🍯 🧸🐝🐰🐷 Read the full extent of their stories from a century ago at the Internet Archive. Courtesy of the #publicdomain.👇 archive.org/details/winn...

men take note of who in this story comes out looking genuine and respectful and who comes out looking like a strain of syphilis that was granted a wish to become a real boy

re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.

Looks like an earthquake...so glad I have to constantly hear boomers and some gen x people YAP about how this is all fine.

There's still time to back the campaign, pre-order your copy of #SHRUB, and/or share the campaign with others via the link below! Kickstarter campaign link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/fan... #Shrub #Comics #ComicBooks #FanbasePress #CreatingFandoms #StoriesMatter

new ghosts 🏀👻 youtu.be/Yzjr3v7mnRg

Their computers were always MID at best, glad I was only ever gifted one and never paid money to fund this *gestures vaguely in the direction of* what I am TOLD and led to believe is Susan Dell.

I will throw things at you....if you don't

Texas executed Jamaal Howard by lethal injection exactly one week after Tennessee tried and failed to do the same to Christa Pike. Howard’s lawyers tried to use Pike’s horrific experience as a reason for a stay, but the courts said no. Beyond comprehension.

Thanks, I hate it....

i don't imagine there are news outlets that would be interested since it only affects twitch streamers and we are lower than dirt, but the new AI "content warnings" that twitch has introduced for sponsored streams are crazy. it monitors what you're saying and pings you if you say a word like "beer"

So much for supporting the troops, I guess. San Diego is a HEAVY military town and LA CARRIES so many states financially. Oh well at least if we get nuked, I will have a view of the San Gabriels and not a view of NOTHING in fucking Nebraska.

they named a car after this good pup

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

We’re unsuspended. See you tonight.

Babe I'm sorry, I can't tonight, my pussy is defragging :(

Are you doing the most illegal thing on the roads? Absolutely!! Are you also honking at me like a maniac, as if I am the asshole? Also ABSOLUTELY!!

At a burger place, minding my business, when an ANCIENT man with the wettest cough I have ever heard sits down at the table next to me. His T-shirt reads "Hopeless Romantic Looking for a Filthy Whore" Gee, it's a MYSTERY why you are alone and are likely to stay that way. Yeah, just gonna...

damn look how close we are to 1000 paid members... what if we got there... i'd be like "yayyyy" www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

*stinky, sweaty, hair falling out, 250 days into deployment, eating a piece of meat that looks like a dried out dog ear, liable to die at any moment* i cant wait to shoot my warrior cum into the broken toilet

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!

I need some levity and joy in my life...Can't wait for next week! #hats #Libtron

if you had told public health nurses working 10 years ago that we would have SEVEN HUNDRED cases in ONE state with numerous other states with outbreaks on top of that number would either not believe you or suddenly become acutely invested in the 2004 film The Butterfly Effect & to change this fate

BREAKING NEWS that same hospital is now laying off 100 workers, eliminating 300 jobs Why did we clap for the rich people exactly?

Here is my brother's review of the book* *Eugene

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go