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I'm a pretty terrible person, but I do know that "I'm sorry" and "I love you" should never be followed by "if" or "but."

I wish I didn't miss her the way that I do.

Her.

FWIW I am not being mean. She was amazing, 🥰

At a church for a memorial for a woman who once gave me head in the balcony of said church, as a birthday/Christmas present. Life is weird sometimes.

Having poison ivy salad as an appetizer. It's made from scratch.

Something I have noticed - far more women will tell me that my fly is down than men. Take from that, what you will.

"You're really thoughtful, I wouldn't have expected that." - Something said to me by a very pretty woman tonight. We are going to brunch Saturday, say prayer over my soul and being.

I hate this timeline.

Why does he think he can just lay in the middle of the bed and take away my space???

This is insane.

An 8-year-old girl and her mom were driving when they witnessed bikers crash. The mom, a nurse, rushed to help treat the injured. A year later, the girl set up a lemonade stand. This was the bikers' way of saying thank you. Original post

HAHAHA exactly. We were teeatelike kings,because we ARE kings!

BOLD PREDICTION - Jose Ramirez, 3-4 with a BB, Guardians win and force a Game 7, because Jose is a DAWG.

LITERALLY EVERY CONVERSATION WITH MY MOTHER: so [name I have never once heard before in my entire life] died

REF: *blows whistle* WHISTLE: *cums*

She was murdered by transphobia 😥😥😥

Somehow, X has decided that I am a Patriots fan.

sentient

The underpinnings of the male lonliness epidemic are an absolute fucking mystery. Must be great for dads giving dating advice to their sons these days. "Wash your ass and stop drinking piss" seems like pretty simple rules to live by.

Really helpful, since I already know her.

The Supreme Court burns to the ground in Albania, Parliament and the Department of Education has been stormed, the Prime Minister is in hiding and the country is effectively in the hands of the rebels. Albania rejects blatant corruption and their country being sold.

It went well.

Drop a film you saw on a first date. She (and many other women in the theater) did not appreciate that I absolutely CACKLED when he got hit by the car. 😂

We have a winner at College Gameday.

we're reaching conspiracy theory singularity as Ron Johnson accuses Hunter Biden of being involved in Ukrainian bioweapons labs

Simple request - Tell your friends and family that tou love them and are always available to talk. Fuck man, this wèk has been hell. I am doubting myself as a human.

True story - I had a gf who bought me one of these so that I "wouldn't cheat" when she wasn't around. I know now how fucked up that was. #ThePirate www.instagram.com/reel/DecMtud...

This will end well. 😂 #redhead

What a crock of shit. Not about policies???

@makenomisteak.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DdhLoBj...

I hope you share and this makes people seriously think about our society!

Maybe the thing that's most annoying about Smoltz is that he'll occasionally say something insightful and interesting and immediately follow it with one of the dumbest things you've ever heard