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Don’t forget that joy is a form of resistance.

Harry Kane is buddies with Trump and therefore sucks The Timberwolves need to practice free throws. Make em run laps coach! Omg switch the WNBA FINALS with the regular season MNBA game.

This Ballon d’Or translation bot is SO BAD

Who let them ruin the Toronto Raptors logo? They used to have a rad dinosaur and now it looks like a lobster??

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

So is “DAZN” pronounced “duh-ZONN” or “duh-ZONE”??

Trying to explain LaMelo Ball to my mom was fun

Never underestimate the healing power of karaoke at your local queer soccer bar

🚨ALERT: 27th bird species identified from my office window. 🐧: Red Bellied Woodpecker

Don't let anyone convince you that wanting your tax dollars to be spent on building your community up (instead of blowing up communities overseas) is somehow a radical position to take.

Good job everyone 🍻

My kid scored a goal & had an assist on the game winner & I love this team & if you’re not cheering on a public school soccer team what are you even doing. Maybe my favorite soccer match ever. 🖤🩶 This team won zero games last season & won at home last night & it was fucking beautiful. #VilleBack

So far we raised enough to cover admission for 60 students and family members! Wherever you live, go find a public school soccer team to cheer for!

WE STAND WITH ILHAN 🩵

If you maybe have forgotten why we call it the beautiful game, I highly encourage you to support your local public school soccer team.

Every additional sentence he says, I’m more proud that the algorithm never put this person in my timeline

Who is this man on SNL? I already hate him

I am attempting to explain Parappa the Rappa (and the sequel Umjammer Lammy) to my teen and…..he is not impressed

Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier

Just laughed out loud at the commercial for Whalefall. Wtf 😂

Obviously horrible & more of Stephen Miller’s evil but I remember more than a few local urban Dems humming a few bars of this the last time crime surged. Included a few Strib letter-writer frequent fliers. Had to unfollow more than a few on Twitter.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

Team A’ja

I miss Planet Soccer.

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

Every woman you know 📢EVERY 📢WOMAN 📢YOU 📢KNOW has a story of sexual harassment &/or assault; most of us have more than one. I've been -grabbed & street harassed x infinity -dehumanized, grabbed, & harassed by men I thought I cld trust -stalked/followed at night -threatened (online & IRL) w/ rape

Hey other parents, did you know Vertical Raise and Snap Raise are funded by private equity? They’re for-profit entities that will squeeze a cut of donations from grandma as much as you let them.

If real life is going to imitate SNL skits, I’d rather it be David S Pumpkins

ICE has abducted Senegalese WBB player Aminata Seck and won't release her. DHS 'policy' is to provide medical care to prisoners at intake, yet they admit to denying her care for an ACL injury for 1.5 months. The NCAA is letting it happen, despite its predatory recruitment of ICAs. We explain.

Yo. If you’re gonna give a small business a 4 star review just go ahead and give 5.

Come play bingo tomorrow for a good cause! Yay charitable gambling! Yay public school soccer! This event supports both the boys and girls teams at Roseville!

It all started to go downhill when they messed with the Bishop Burger at Allianz.

Fun fact: Heath Out Day is coming up on October 6th

"which companies do you hate the most?" Comcast and Waste Management "why do you hate them?" their billing practices are predatory & customer service is the worst "okay, got it, we're changing the names to Xfinity and WM"

Still looking for two more match sponsors this! If you own a business or work somewhere cool that is worthy of being included with these other sponsors, please reach out. For $425, it's really good visibility. We post on socials, many loudspeaker mentions, & you can table to connect with folks.

This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.

Your moment of zen courtesy of the High Falls at Grand Portage