Jaypeg

It's really important to be gay, crass, and stupid on the internet, actually

hey

Why is it called Two Raider if it's just the one lass with the pyramid knockers

free rein is that elf wizard lady right

strava segments have me fucked up

the video game industry was a 40 year long sociological experiment conducted by Harvard University. the study is now complete. thank you for your time

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toby fox

>elf makes fun of me because human narrative art takes place over a hilariously short span of time, from the perspective of their long-lived race >i read an elfish book >its just a normal book but every chapter starts with '100 years later'

LIKE GAMES? Good, I need your help playing one! LIKE MAKING GAMES? Especially party-style or big-crowd stuff? Even better! ScryMirror is my API & toolkit for ask-the-audience interaction creation. It's going public Soon™ and I have the first game using it ready for play this week!

It's hot enough in san diego that the trader joes parking lot is empty

As for me and my house we serve the 5 pound bag of lentils I impulse bought randomly before I lost my job

Come hang out with us! 💕

WE'RE BACK BABY

The other day I watched Newman pounce at a kid on the other side of the glass and I'm never gonna stop talking about it He's perfect

I was already unemployed, I didn't need minecraft dungeons 2 to tank my productivity but here we are

Goodnight

we are all learning and growing all of the time

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mmygod

Started psychiatric ketamine treatment yesterday and was just endlessly entertained by a single picture of my dog I had taken that morning

this post specifically will burrow into my brain, I think

When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"

it's day 1

requiring a cover letter for a job application should land you in prison

This was a dream

Is it safe enough to say this yet I hate shadowhearts fuckass bangs

what was I doing

They always use coins for scale with these guys and it gives me the impression they are born into great wealth

fully and completely: is this real life this is so cool

Our hotel room requires a card to sit in a slot for lights to turn on, but it doesn't have to be your room key so I crammed a referral card for egg retrieval in there

The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."

first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this