jaypea but spooky

If you die in a Waffle House, you die in real life.

It is morning, blueskis.

It is morning, blueskis.

This was just a stupid joke that popped into my head, but seriously I was laid off from my job managing finances for a medical practice almost four months ago, and the situation is getting dire.

This was just a stupid joke that popped into my head, but seriously I was laid off from my job managing finances for a medical practice almost four months ago, and the situation is getting dire.

gork is this true

CHARLES ELIZABETH CHEESE???

There’s nothing quite like that first sip of coffee. It rushes to your head. It liquefies your insides, remaking you into something horrible and otherworldly WAIT THIS ISN’T COFFEE

Maybe boomers who can’t afford to pay property taxes should cut back on the avocado toast.

You’re skating on thick ice, pal. Relax and have fun!

over the next few weeks and months you’re going to be absolutely inundated with articles and videos about how sad Trump voters are now that their American nightmare has been made a reality and it is your patriotic duty to not give a single fuck about their regrets

who up submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known

“all your posts are bad” 🥹 you’ve read all my posts?

Brad Pitt appears to an elderly Jar Jar Binks in the hospital and tells him “Ebberyting ganna besa okeyday” in perfect Gunganese

Not even sure what week this will be. Sixteen? Seventeen?

Detached Bungalow is a term for a nice little house in Britain that sounds like an absolutely devastating insult in Britain

Look on my works, Charlie Brown, and despair!

A haunted house, but every room is just a different pastor saying, “turn and greet your neighbor.”

it’s complete bullshit that I’m experiencing an autocratic coup and these clothes still have to be folded

The coup never ended, and it has been, in many respects, an overwhelming success.

Hi. I, a trans woman, am the Executive Producer of this show. I wrote the question. He called trans girls men. He has now said it in three different places in the past week.

i say slow mind that child, takes 2 hours to watch sixty minutes

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

It is morning, blueskis.

Get in, loser. We’re going early voting

It is morning, blueskis.

Happy Sunday, y'all. They make the laws To serve them well The clergy dazzle us with heaven Or they damn us into hell We will not worship The God they serve The God of greed who feeds the rich While poor men starve

just a reminder on this blessed sunday that if trans people don’t have rights then none of us have rights

Not even sure what week this will be. Sixteen? Seventeen?

RENT IS DUE IN 7 DAYS PLEASE HELP ME I DONT WANNA BE HOMELESS

Halloween candy is expensive this year so I’ll just be handing out razorblades

are we there yet, funk soul brother

it's called the grapevine maybe you've heard through it

It is morning, blueskis.

In that "Dancing in the Moonlight" song, it's described both as 'a fine and natural sight' and a 'supernatural delight'. So like, is it real or not? #askingthehardquestions #yachtrock

It is morning, blueskis.

Steven: “Good evening” Stephen: “Good ephening”

A haunted house, but every room is just a different pastor saying, “turn and greet your neighbor.”

Frodo wakes. ‘Where am I?’ ‘In the House of Elrond. It is ten o’clock in the morning. The morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’ ‘Gandalf!’ ‘Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here, too, after all the absurd things you have done since you left home.’

It is morning, blueskis.

extremely innovative to have two guys calling the world series who know fuck all about how ABS works

Liberté, Biberté, Fraternité

Nah, man, this is Fugitive Slave Act shit. Read more books.