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Today I learned that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan and that Amy Klobuchar knows more about sports than Eric Schmitt.

No. If the GOP is actively campaigning in Texas, you know they’re fucking terrified.

See? It's not hard.

I quite like this.

Congressman Ro Khanna states that Hillary Clinton should never have been deposed because she has no knowledge of #Epstein. He then goes on to say Trump and Melania should be.

“So, in conclusion, the Cybertruck is far more dangerous (by volume) than the historic poster child for corporate greed and grossly antagonistic design [the Ford Pinto].” “…I can’t recommend sitting in one.” #tesla #cybertruck fuelarc.com/news-and-fea...

Boo Radley, Tom Hagen, Colonel Kilgore, Dr. Watson. The Godfather, The Conversation, Tender Mercies, Sling Blade, Lonesome Dove, Network, The Apostle, Apocalypse Now, Robert Duvall was an actor’s actor, and one of the greats. RIP to a unique talent.

Trump is suggesting the Clintons shouldn't testify, recognizing he could face the same subpoena as a former president.. and with his ties to Epstein, perjury charges are pretty much a guarantee..

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

His statement should end after the first two words.

This woman speaks for the majority of Americans. 🙌🙏🫶👇

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1 trillion. Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government. Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed EIGHT straight audits. This is the military industrial complex on steroids.

It is kind of wild that no big media outlet has busted open the story of who is making DHS' posts on X. Whoever that may be is certainly plugged into hardcore white supremacist internet propaganda with a harder edge. "Groyper" would be underselling it. This is Daily Stormer-tier sludge.

If blowing up survivors in the water was the right thing to do because they are “narco-terrorists” (trust us, bro) and deserve no quarter, why did we rescue two other survivors in a different strike, fly them home, and let them go free?

I’ve said this b4, but here’s a little inside baseball from a former Republican: Back in my GOP days, we Republicans would privately laugh at how Democrats would never go to the mat to win. We always knew Democrats wouldn’t fight to the death politically. Last night proved Republicans right again.

Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.

I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

I gave my heart and soul to that place. Built entire sections for journalists pushed out of their home countries. When the writer I hired, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered by Saudi Arabia, they paraded me around as a symbol for press freedom. I put MY LIFE on the line to defend journalism and WaPo.

Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Trump declaring "Chipocalypse Now" and pledging to unleash "the Department of WAR" on America's third largest city, leaders of both parties have shown disregard for presidential norms.

As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.

Elon thinks you're a crash test dummy. Watch this "robotaxi" make an absolutely bonkers mistake (and a second smaller one) as a Tesla super fan gets his first ride. Crazy. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

MUST WATCH: ICE kidnapped a disabled American citizen. Her name is Alma Bowman. Born in the Philippines while her dad served in the U.S. Navy. She’s lived here 48 years. They crashed her wheelchair, denied meds, cut her off from her lawyer—and jailed her. She. Is. A. Citizen.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.

You've gotta be a world class dumbass to trade Luka Doncic.

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Playing Hamilton soundtrack for kids tonight. When Dear Theodosia came on, my 8-year old exclaims "IT'S THE GUYS THAT DID HALLELUKA!" @isaacklee.bsky.social and @jga41agher.bsky.social I hope I'm raising them right.

I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.

Elon’s coming to Wisconsin to hand out million dollar checks in his bribe scheme. They should arrest him when he does.

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

The UK has now issued a travel warning for the US: possible arrest or detention for failing to meet entry requirements.

It is actually very simple: What Trump and Musk are doing is worse than a shutdown.

She's so smart and capable. Which is why the GOP has done everything they can to demonize her.

There were howls of protest and denial from the GOP any time we pointed out that Republicans want to cut Social Security. Now the most powerful official in the White House goes on TV and calls it "the big one to eliminate."

I’m still processing what we saw in the Oval Office and it’s difficult to put into words how disgusted and ashamed I am. This was a coordinated assault on an ally to benefit a dictator and authoritarian regime. Trump and Vance aren’t just Putin’s puppets, they’re his assets.

The Luka trade might be the worst thing any team owner has ever done… oh. Wait. Miriam Adelson owns the Mavericks now. Nvm

There is no reasonable way to defend this deal for Dallas. Even if you want to think Luka's conditioning habits are a time bomb down the road, AD hasn't exactly been Mr. Healthy, and is already down that road. The Mavs were a juggernaut after the trade deadline last year. This deal is lunacy.

the mavs are worried about luka’s conditioning so…they traded him for the notably durable anthony davis

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

So, President-elect Musk and his puppet tank a bipartisan bill that’s been 3 months in the making, and Republicans are trying to blame Dems for the impending shutdown? Aht aht. Dems did their job. The Republican-led House failed to do theirs.